THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT

the dat tapes

After listening to the DAT tapes that accompanied the film footage of The Fitzy Witch Project, we decided they were so harrowing that we'd frighten the arse off people by making samples from them public domain.

Warning - do not distribute these samples, they are copyrighted to CandyTHATkills films. And don't even listen to them the wrong way or we'll sue you.

Click on the Fitzy Witch symbol beside each sample to download (all samples are in .wav format) :


Heather - My name is Heather...and I'm a fuckin' weirdo. (39.6 kb)


Heather - Shitzers. (10.2 kb)


Josh (EXCEPTIONALLY HIGH-PITCHED) - Fuck me! (21.9 kb)


Heather - I'm dying for a pish. (20.5 kb)


Mike - Hey, you know what we need?

Heather - What do we need, Mike?

Mike - Fuckin' essential porn, man.

Heather - Fuck you, Mike. Hey, you got all the pussy you need right here, baby.

Mike - Oh, yeah!

Josh - Fuck you! (69.5 kb)


Josh - Time for tea!

Mike (SINGING) - Tea time! (26.7 kb)


Mike - C'mon, get this fucker! (13.6 kb)


Heather - Jim, thank you for co-operation...goodnight. (36.1 kb)


Heather - Hey!

Mike - Hey!

Heather - Baby, we got a 16 milli, man, woobydoobydooboo! (42.3 kb)


Mike - I kicked the fuckin' map into the creek...ha ha ha ha ha!

Josh - Fuck you!

Mike - Hoi! Get the fuck off me, man!

Heather - I hope you're fucking kidding... (58.9 kb)


Mike - You didn't even know where we were going, Heather!

Heather - I knew where we were going-ah! (36.5 kb)


Heather - I sucked your dick, I gave you bodgers...and you never...you gave me shit, Mike, you gave us this crap.

Mike - Hey, I gave you sound and film, man.

Heather - You took fuck all film! (82.6 kb)


Heather - Fuck!

Mike - Turn off the light!

Heather - Turn it off! (14.0 kb)


Mike - Fuck...

Jim - What the fuck is that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! (76.1 kb)


Mike - What the fuck was that, man? (17.6 kb)


Heather - Fu...fuckin' hell! (17.1 kb)


Heather - Fuck, man...this is the fifth time we've been up this fucking stair. Where the fuck is Mike?

Josh - Fuck knows! (43.0 kb)


Heather - Holy fuckin' u-bend! (11.5 kb)


Mike - It all looks so similarilar... (15.9 kb)


Heather - FFFFUCKING HELL!!

OVER-ACTING AND SCREAMING (74.1 kb)


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