Welcome to the EVIL ED sounds page...we here at "I'm Sad Again" are so intensely indebted to the movie "Evil Ed" and its catchy phrases, that we decided to upload them to let you all hear how wonderful it actually is! Download these files...NOW!!

Click on the eyeball beside the description to download the file (.wav)


- Mr.Campbell : "Who the fuck do you think you are?!" (49.2 kb)


- Annoying guy with moustache : "Oh shit!"

Mr. Campbell : "Don't you dare to do that..." (37.4 kb)


- Mr. Campbell : "I said put it down...you're fired." (58.2 kb)


- Gremlin : "Aaargh...bright light...hehehe! Fuck you, man, haha... Close the door, you Nazi or you're going to die!" (84.3 kb)


- Woman from Loose Limbs 5 : "I don't feel a thing...is the nail gone now, Dr. Wrench?"

Dr. Wrench : "Soon, my love...soon..."

(Slices her foot off)

Woman (gasps) : "My foot..."

Dr. Wrench : "Well, hey, don't thank me, thank science...RAAARGH!" (122 kb)


- Paranoid Guy : "I told the doctors someone's after me...but they told me I was paranoid...is that true?"

Evil Ed : "That's true...but just because you're paranoid doesn't mean I'm not here...to get you!" (122 kb)


- Army Dude : "Nice door..." (28.1 kb)


- Nick : "Somebody HEEEEELP!!" (47.9 kb)


Last but not least...the "don't you fucking look at me" samples!!! Yay!!!

- Film : "BITCH!! Don't you fucking look at me..." (47.3 kb)


- Film : "Don't you fucking look at meeeee..." (59.6 kb)


- Film : "Don't you fucking look at me!" (50.6 kb)


- Big Scary Guy At The Door : "Don't you fucking look at me!" (66.2 kb)


- Evil Ed : "Don't you fucking look at me!!!" (51.0 kb)


- Evil Ed : "But first we must decide what should be done with you..."

Nick : "Me?"

Evil Ed : "Don't you fucking look at me!" (73.9 kb)


- Evil Ed : "Don't you fucking look at me....BITCH!!!" (59.0 kb *Miguel's personal favourite!!!*)


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