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From February 2000...

Friday 4th February...This week I have mostly been eating raw beans. Not that nobody's voting for their favourite things about I'm Sad Again or anything, but fucking vote, you bastards! Click here - BIRTHDAY! So, we went to see Filter this week, who were alright, quite good in retrospect, but at the time, it seemed alright. I got a couple of plectrums, and Mon requested some Filter dust. What else happened this week? Actually, that's it. Which reminds me, you have to fucking vote!!! Click here - BIRTHDAY! NAW, today I was filming in some park somewhere, and it was all rainy, and I'm shit with cameras anyway...we're going to make our film tomorrow : "Kill"...the first in a series of 40, about serial killer, John Killer who kills people and wears a tin foil mask. Expect a website devoted to these films soon. Oh, and that reminds me, fucking vote!! Click here - BIRTHDAY! Not much else has happened this week. Fitzy met the guy from Oleander, saying : "Hey, aren't you the guy from Oceander?" and also doing a Fitzy, ie. lying. He told Oceanderboy that he had been to San Francisco and planned on returning this year. Oh, that Fitzy, what a madcap piece of meat. Until next week...SEE YEE!

Friday 11th February...This week I have mostly been eating some cannibals. Wow, man, it feels like I haven't spoken to you in a week. At last, people have voted for their favourite things! But if you still want to vote, you have a day or two...click here - BIRTHDAY! We played an unexpected gig on Thursday, which was disastrous, and shambolic. I have a sore shoulder. We made our film : "Kill", an Italian classic starring other people who weren't in the other films. It's funkydoodles, man. We also recorded theme music for the film on Sunday, which we will re-record this Sunday, making it a longer version. It's the John Killer Kill Machine. I urge you all to goto your theatres and demand "Kill" be shown on Screen 1, since it is the best film since sliced bread (and its equally successful sequel "Sliced Bread 2 : The Return"). My modem cable broke and I couldn't get online! I cried a thousand cries, and that is why I couldn't inform the mailing list last week that the page had been updated...sorry...What else? Nothing. Alright then...SEE YEE!

Saturday 19th February...This week I have mostly been eating stuff that resembles cheese. Ho!!! I know it's Saturday, in fact, Saturday night...it probably say I haven't updated this page and say it's Sunday, but it's lying. At this precise moment it's around 11:56-ish PM. Anywho, this week we made "Kill Part II : Mer Blud", a sequel to "Kill", however it was inferior, like many sequels, but tonight we made "Kill Part III : Evil Has Found A Hoose", which is still unedited, but, so far, apparently may even surpass the greatness of the original. What a challenge, ya shomo. What else happened? I went to see Toy Story 2 and it was actually quite good, and, like Kill 3, better than the first one. We didn't do much this week, so shut it, like. We recorded a longer version of the "Kill" theme, and also a new track called "Sex U Al" for our side project : "Lionel's Bitches"...it was sexual...ooooh! Alright, you're disappointed, and I can understand this, but do you know how hard it is to try and keep you guys entertained? It's like Fitzy trying to tell the truth, man...so, I'll spare you the nonsense and cut right to the chase...SEE YEE!

Saturday 26th February...This week I have mostly been eating out-of-date pies. God, I'm sorry, Bill, but it's Saturday. Yeah, I'm supposed to update on Fridays, but this time I have a really good reason, I went to see Rachel Stamp last night, so, therefore, didn't have time to write, since I was at college, then went to see them play an acoustic set in HMV, and got them to sign various CDs, and then I went to their gig in the Cathouse, so shut it. Today, I was just too darn busy, buster. This week, I edited Kill 3, and I believe it's better than Kill, but Kill is the original...the mint toastie, the lemon squeeze, it can never be topped, but Kill 3 is of such greatness that I may cum. This week we have taken a break from making Kill films (because we were tired after Rachel Stamp and our main star, John Killer wasn't available for the film). DRP and Robin of Rachel Stamp almost-fame commented on my lovely "I'm Your Baby Doll" shirt and my "Spank" choker, however, Miss Dax proceeded to chat me up with her quick and fast lines about "Back To The Future"...none of that, missy, we're all adults here, and, frankly, I'm too busy washing my buttocks. What else did we do? Well, not much really...some bitch bit me in the crowd...SEE YEE!

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