Friday The 13th Part II
As reviewed by Miguel Cowabunga Kesey
Jason is back! Naw, he's not...because he wasn't really in the first one much was he? Anyway, the first half an hour or so of this film is the end of Part I, so I had to sit through that before anything decent happened.
It's basically about all of these sexrandy teenagers going to camp somewhere obscure and getting hacked to death. Fantastic! Anyway, in Part I, some mental mother Mrs. Vorhees kills lots of people to have her revenge since her son, Jason, drowned due to neglect by the camp councellors years before...but in this part, the assumed-dead deformed Jason returns with a bag over his head and one eyehole cut into it. No hockey mask for Jason just yet...that's another movie away.
Anyway, he hacks away at various people, including an asshole in a wheelchair who subsequently goes plummeting down a stairway...
Eventually, however, much like Psycho II, some woman pretends to Jason that she is his mother and cuts his head off...however, being a big baldy bastard (err...with some sort of mullet. He must've liked Whitesnake) , Jason withstands this and comes back for one last scare...
An interesting little ditty...but not quite as good as Part III.