Friday The 13th : The Final Chapter
As reviewed by Miguel CampBlood Kesey
Jason is back! This film is also known in our ranks as : Friday The 13th Part The Final Chapter. Evidently, the makers hadn't looked at the whole book before deciding this was the final chapter. There's still 5 more to go, you bastards, and if Paramount get their way, "Jason X" will be coming out relatively soon.
Anyway, we were shocked and astounded when we realised George McFly was in this film, and not only that, he was swearing. It's...it's...it's George McFly.
What else happens? Yeah, Corey Feldman of Goonies and drugs fame is in this flick as Tommy Jarvis, a little bastard who can make horror masks...my shit...there's no way he can make masks like that. Anyway, he also likes to play Atari, probably because his Nintendo 64 was eaten by his imaginatively named dog : Gordon.
So, this film takes place immediately after Part III, Jason gets taken to the morgue, but he's not really dead, and he kills people, goes back to Camp Crystal Lake and kills more people...
You think all horror films are the same until you see this film, and you realise that there are actually good and bad Friday The 13th films...this is one of the bad ones. It's dragged out, and you can hardly see anything due to the bad lighting. Give this one a miss if you already know about Corey Feldman shaving his hair off at the end with what looks like the stump of a turnip.
We all know why Part V was created, to make sure people didn't remember the series by this little piece of shit.