things i HAAAAATE!
Originally, there wasn't a page listing all the things I hated, but a few people requested one, so being the lovely chappy I am, I've decided to create one...here's all the crapola I detest :
SMOKING!!! Fucking hate it...disgusting habit. It's like rolling up money, sticking it in your mouth and burning it...plus, to top all that off, you die from it. I especially hate to see people smoking in front of small children, that's so fucking stupid that I want to smash their faces in, and I'm against violence.
ALCOHOL!!! Another waste of money...this one doesn't bother me as much as smoking, because you're only harming yourself, but it's so boring that I find it hard to accept that so many people still do it. It's flushing your money down the toilet, or upchucking it the next morning all over the setee...it makes you stupid, and makes people violent. The only people who can drink alcohol and not feel guilty are people who have never had to face up to alcoholic behaviour.
HARD DRUGS!!! Boring boring boring...it's not rebellious to take drugs, everyone takes them, you fucking morons. They make you stupid, and make you die. Grow the fuck up, assholes.
SOFT DRUGS!!! Yeah, marijuana and all that shite...what a pointless waste of time. Takes away your braincells and makes you walk about like you're half-sleeping going : "A'right?". People who smoke this shit should be banned from talking to me, because they bore me arseless. Makes you stupid.
TUITION FEES!!! What do you think we are, arseholes? American?! Up yer bums, that's what I say...there's no fucking way I'm paying for the goddamn RIGHT to learn. Oooh, I got kinda angry there.
NEW LABOUR!!! New Labour?! Old Conservative...Tony Blair...dumbass...I'd like to say, "My God, we voted them in as saviours, and they lied to us, and stabbed us in the back..." Haha, but they're politicians, right?
OLD PEOPLE IN POLITICS!!! They're all old...when was the last time you saw a young politician? I rest my case...Everyone else has to quit when they're 60-whatever, but no, these old farts can be preserved in the House of Lords and brought out to wear big frickin' cloaks whenever Tony Blair sees fit, the fascist... With age comes only ignorance.
ORGANISED RELIGION!!! Ugh...fascism.
WIFE-BEATING!!! This obviously doesn't need an explanation.
KAPPA!!! AAaaargh, and not just Kappa...I also hate Adidas and Nike etc. All of those stupid looking tracksuits deserve to be burned!
NEDS!!! Neds, townies, whatever you want to call them...we all know who they are. The arseholes who deserve to be killed...(also known as preppies & jocks for any Americans reading).
OASIS!!! Every member of Oasis should be crucified publicly with a crowd below cheering and laughing...it'd make a grand show at a festival this summer.
SOCKS!!! Now, don't get me wrong...socks are ok, but when you wear your socks OVER your friggin' trousers then NO; stop it, you bastards!
CRAP WORDS!!! Yeah, crap words like "Bloke" and "Blatant"...ugh!!! They're disgusting and should be destroyed instantly.
TERRORVISION!!! I really shouldn't judge, but the singer looks like he's just had the dunce's hat taken off his head for the show...I HATE this band with a passion.
IRON MAIDEN!!! Look, trying to sound all evil with an English accent doesn't quite work, you permy bastards!
MRS. SCHIZPATRICK!!! The stupid bitch reported me to the head teacher for wearing a "Such Beautiful Dignity In Self Abuse" jacket...hope she dies horribly.
DAVID FROM 187!!! No, not the drummer David, but the David who recently "left" the band 187...he's a thieving little jobby who wears crap clothes and is about as intelligent as a silly thing.
DEZ FAFARA!!! That old dude from Coal Chamber...he looks about 90, and his hands seem too manly to have nail varnish applied...and why the hell is he always touching his shoulders and showing off those OAP hands?!
JAMES DEVLIN!!! The guy's a stupid wanker, what more can I say?
JONATHAN DAVIS FROM KORN!!! I hate him because of his crap moustache and his intense wiggerism...ALSO because of his Adidas (and more recently, PUMA!?!) infatuation and his disturbingly crappy intelligence rating.
IRVINE WELSH!!! I hate this frickin' arse, his books suck...probably it's because they're all about neds and druggies...why read about it when I can look outside and see them?
EDWIN MORGAN!!! You arse, Edwin! JuanFK thinks you're a coffin-dodger by the way. Plus, your poetry is pointless and pathetic...in fact, most forms of Scottish literature is pointless and pathetic simply because they try too hard to seem Scottish. Fuckers! IF YOU HATE MORGAN TOO, CLICK HERE - ANTI MORGAN NIGHT!
NME!!! This music paper is incredibly pretentious, which, normally is rather interesting, however, the NME's staff are pathetic, retro rock-star wannabes having fun promoting crap bands - like Tiger, and The Beta Band - to piss me (yes, me personally) off.
GAVIN ROSSDALE FROM BUSH!!! Aaaaargh...I did see him get hit in the face with a plastic cup at their Barrowland gig though, which was funny...serves the bastard right.
SLIPKNOT!!! Right, personally, I'm fed up with people assuming I like Slipknot. Why do you assume this?! I'm not greasy, I don't wear a mask (unless I'm wielding a machete and running around in the forest), I don't like metal, and I don't wear a boiler suit. Their music is apparently, music with meaning...yes, it has a lot of meaning if you're 12 and impressionable. Otherwise it's called a dozen guys in boiler suits writing adolescent "fuck you" statements with no faces. Every interview I read says : "...yes, that's another reason why we wear masks." No, sons, the reason you wear masks is plain and simple, it's a gimmick, so don't try and disguise it. At least admit it, I'd have more respect for you. And how come there's so many of them? It looks like some arts class just decided to form a band. Why the huckin' fell do people find Joey attractive? Even with the mask he looks ugly. Besides, John Killer was the original bearer of that mask...not he, and he's well cooler.
LEATHER COUCHES!!! Naw, I'm no' hivin' it! They stick to you, and you cannot move for fear of making a big loud noise.
Right, that's enough for now...I'll probably keep updating this page when I think of more!! So keep checking back to see what else I DETEST!!!!