THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT
THE FITZY WITCH PROJECT
HEATHER DONAHUE KESEY
The Fitzy Witch Project was all Heather's idea, the silly cow. She desperately needed a pass in Higher Geography, and this was her ticket. It was her baby.
She convinced fellow students, Josh Fish Leonard, Mike Fitzy Williams and Steve to come with her to see through the project, and they haven't been seen since.
Heather has won numerous awards for best film, best documentary and best direction since the release of The Fitzy Witch Project. However, she has not been able to accept any of these awards, due to the fact she also won Best Disappearing Act.
Heather was a bossy sort of midget, with a big forehead. In her own words, she was "a fuckin' weeeirdo...".
She was short-tempered, but fair, persistant, but fucking annoying. We will all miss you, Heather. If you're out there, please make contact. You owe me some sex, baby.