Hellbound : Hellraiser II
As reviewed by Miguel Craftylittlebitch Kesey
What the fuck?! The first one was bad enough, but this sequel is even worse. Once again, there's lots of stupid special effects, that are good, so you can't laugh at them...
I don't really know what went on in this film, it was too shite.
What I think happened was, the daughter from the first film is now in some mental asylum for being ugly, and her dad is in hell, because he was a bad man and he chased wee boys.
Then her stepmother is brought back from Hell, just like uncle Frank was in the first Hellraiser...and she wears a bloody suit too. Then she steals somebody's face, but instead of becoming their face, like the first one, she gets her original face back...
And there were some sex scenes which put me off my hotdog...which was too hot anyway, I think it's because they were just made.
And then there's this little Brad Pitt-faced silent bitch who does a lot of puzzles, and then they goto Hell, then they come back, and it finished.
It wasn't good.
I nearly fell asleep...I had to eat Frazzles to keep me awake, but they started tasting like cock.