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From June 1999...

Friday 4th June...This week I have mostly been eating 187, motherfucker. Hi there...It's me again, Miguel, king of the jungle. Anyway, on Saturday we went to Tina's house and it was funkydory, man...in fact, it was so good that me and Fitzy had to jump out the window. Read about our stay at Tina's house here - Tina's House : The Movie. Sunday was, as usual, a day of rest...and in fact so was most of the week. We got tickets for Eddie Izzard in November, so yaaaaas, ya skanky spazmogram. We went to the Arena on Thursday night to see 187 yet again, who, as usual, weren't very inspiring playing the same set and wearing the same clothes. The only interesting fact was that one of the arseholes (in fact, the only one I truly detest) from the band had left...so, if anything, they were better without him. And we also got pressured into buying tickets for some crappy Death Metal-esque gig on Wednesday...jinkies, man... What else did we do this week? I dunno. We went to Juan's house yesterday afternoon, and that was fun. And I have no hair. I'm going to go away now...eyb!!! Stay human!!!

Friday 11th June...This week I have mostly been eating the carcasses of slain knights. Hi there. It's time for the weekly round-up that no-one ever reads. Well, this week's been pretty boring, like a big boring thing. On Saturday, we went into town and then came back to my house and watched Children Of The Stones...aww, fantasmagorical!!!! Sunday was relatively uneventful, as was Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday...err, which is today, but since it's only 10:30-ish AM, I'm just having to assume. Well, actually, on Wednesday night we went to the Arena again..."WHY?!" you cry. Because we had tickets from last week, ya bodgie. The so-called "death metal" band were actually quite good, but they weren't death metal...they sounded more like Fields Of The Nephilim. The other two bands sucked like suckers, and they all reminded me of Metallica in their early perm days. Ahhh...crapola. Well, that'll do for me. EYB! Stay human!!!

Friday 18th June...This week I have mostly been eating gorgeous little fences. Hello! It's the return of me...as usual. Juan complained that last week's weekly installment was crap, and I must admit, he's right...well, SORRY you bastards, I didn't know it was so important to you all. Ok, so what's been going down in the funky world of me this week? Well, not much to tell the truth, but it's always the same, isn't it? I went to see "She's All That" and it wasn't that good...It seemed like a re-make of a storyline from "Dance Til Dawn"...Oh, well. It was bodgie-esque. I also got a ticket for the Ben Folds Five concert in December...December?! That's ages away, I could be dead by then, and how am I going to enjoy the concert as a corpse? We all went to the Town Centre on Saturday and wandered around, and then we all wanted to buy this big Superman toy that was ass-kickingly cheap despite its size. Well, size isn't everything as women say just before they laugh at the size of your...bed. I'm talking a lot of crap like Fitzy now ("No, Chris, don't go, no, don't go, no, don't, no, Chris, there's SOMEBODY THERE!!!"), so I'm away...EYB!!!! Stay human!!!

Friday 25th June...This week I have mostly been eating horny goats. Ooo-eee-ooo I look just like Buddy Holly when I get my face smashed in when I crash my plane. It's Miguel again. Well, hello, young things. It's Friday morning and I'm quite tired still, but I couldn't sleep any longer because I couldn't stop thinking about you people, my lovely people who are all perched on your twirly seats awaiting my weekly installment going : "Go on, Miguel, go on, my son, make it a good one, make it a good one for us!", well, hahahaha, tough, you losers!!! Just a joke of course, you're not a loser. Unless you lost something I suppose. And everyone's lost something at some point, so I take it back, WE'RE ALL LOSERS...muhaha!! Oooh, I've not said anything about the week yet, which is what you're all waiting for! Well, I don't think anything constructive happened. We got a gig at the Arena on Thursday...read my report on the situation here - THE GIG AT THE ARENA! It was quite funky I think! Not the report...the gig! Well, the report's quite funky too...oh, well. We practiced and wrote a set list on Wednesday...so, that was nice. And that's about it really... I have foreplay dice... EYB!!! Stay human!!!

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