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Questions :
1) What film did actors Miguel C. Kesey, Juan Fish Kennedy and Fletch E. Kerouac star in before "I Hate LeJohn"?
2) How did Detective #1 die?
3) In "The Plastic Bastards" TV show, name the character who fucks walls.
4) Was question 3 a question?
5) No?
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For Those Of You Who Didn't Know The Answers...
Just to prove how stupid you are, here are the answers; and remember, no cheating...ho ho.
1) The Fitzy Witch Project
2) Detective #1 was attacked by LeJohn, who jumped at him as he walked down an alleyway.
3) Johnny Chaos.
4) No, it wasn't.
5) Indeed.
6) You're welcome.