THE SCRIPT
THE SCRIPT
SCENE SEVEN
SHOT 1
We see the back of LeWong's head (which occasionally spins round so we see the front of his face) as the camera follows him downstairs. McGregor and McGowan are behind him and the camera, ready to kick some LeJohn buttocks (of the balloon variety).
McGowan : "You're in for it now, LeJohn, you're in for it now, man!"
THEY CONTINUE DOWN THE STAIRS OVER A FANTASTIC SOUNDTRACK. THEY REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS AND WALK TOWARDS THE DOOR. LEWONG'S HEAD SPINS ROUND.
McGowan : "Let's go...outside!"
THEY OPEN THE DOOR AND HEAD OFF OUTSIDE. THEY TURN AROUND A CORNER AND ARE SUDDENLY AT THE ALLEYWAY IN WHICH DETECTIVE #2 WAS SLAIN.
McGowan : "Fun House!"
McGowan & McGregor : "Whole lot of fun, prizes to be won!"
THE SHOT CLOSES WITH LEWONG'S FACE STARING AT THE CAMERA AND MCGREGOR AND MCGOWAN STANDING BEHIND HIM IN AWE.
SHOT 2
We see LeJohn hiding at the corner of the garage. He looks up the alleyway towards LeWong and the boys.
McGowan : "There he is! LeWong...get him!"
LEWONG LEAPS IN FROM THE LEFT AND ATTACKS LEJOHN. BOTH HE AND LEJOHN GO DOWN.
McGowan : "YEAH!! FIGHT!"
SHOT 3
LeJohn and LeWong get ready to do battle. LeJohn is at the left and LeWong is at the right, armed with his chainsaw.
LeJohn : "LeWong! How dare you try and kill me, Le..."
LEWONG ACTIVATES HIS CHAINSAW.
LeJohn : "What the...?"
LeWong : "You're in for it now, LeJohn."
LeJohn : "What is that?"
LeWong : "It's a chainsaw."
LeJohn : "What da fuuuuck?!"
LEWONG LEAPS AT LEJOHN AND STARTS TO SAW HIS HEAD OFF.
SHOT 4
There is an explosion and we see LeJohn fly through the air and land on the ground, dying. There is silence for a second, and then suddenly, LeWong leaps in from the left and starts to saw off LeJohn's head again.
McGowan : "You've been chainsawed, motherfucker!"
LEJOHN'S HEAD FLIES OFF AND ROLLS ON THE FLOOR.
LeWong : "Aww...I, LeWong reign supreme."
MCGOWAN CLAPS
McGowan : "LeWong! Hey, buddy!"
SHOT 5
We see a shot of McGowan and McGregor's back as they face the entrance of the alleyway, ready to head back up and back home for peace. McGregor is on the right, holding LeWong, and McGowan is on the left, doing nothing.
McGowan : "...et's go home."
THEY HEAD OFF UP THE ALLEYWAY, CARRYING WITH THEM, THE SOUND OF FANTASTIC JOY AND HARMONY. THEY STOP HALFWAY, AND MCGOWAN LOOKS AT THE CAMERA WHILE MCGREGOR STOMPS HIS LEFT LEG.
McGowan : "Johnny!"
THEY CONTINUE UP THE ALLEYWAY, STOPPING ONLY TO DO AN MC HAMMER DANCE, AND THEN CONTINUE. AS THEY REACH THE END OF THE ALLEYWAY AND TURN LEFT TO GO INTO THE HOUSE, WE SEE LEJOHN'S HEAD POP UP IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, AND TURN AROUND TO FACE IT. HE LAUGHS AN EVIL LAUGH.