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From May 1999...

Friday 7th May...This week I have mostly been eating food in general. Yo yo! The new craze. Again. I remember in my day it was those yo-yos with the ginger names, like Fanta and Coke, but you could get a gold coke one if you got a golden ringpull...kinda like a Willy Wonka phenomenon for a gas-filled USA brainwashed generation...but enough about that! How are you? I'm wearing contacts and they feel weird... I'm not sure if I like them yet. So, this week, what did I do? Not much really. School's over so I'm arsing about. I saw In Dreams the other day, and it wasn't too good. It was sort of like a cross between Psycho and Candyman. But altogether it was too mixed up. Me & Juan had stuck a photo of Jimmy Smits in school before we left last Tuesday, and on checking this Tuesday (I went into school for some strange reason and ended up back at Lorraine's) it was still there...wayhay! No one takes a good Jimmy down. It wasn't even Jimmy Smits, just some poor arse who looks like him...and coming to think of it, he doesn't really look like him at all...I haven't checked my mail for a long while, so I really should do that. That's enough about this week...man, it sucked like a jobby...Stay human!!!

Friday 14th May...This week I have mostly been eating large amounts of Cornflakes. Whassup bigboys? It's me again with the weekly round-up of stuff. Well, this week's been pretty howdycuddledumps I guess. On Saturday we all went to Watters' house to celebrate his 18th birthday...Watters is now a big man. It was good fun, but we never did get to sleep, due to Juan talking shite and shouting random things. But we can't lay all the blame on Juan, we all played a part in it, especially Mon and his fat arse hanging off the couch. So, Sunday was basically a day of rest, like it says in the Bible. We are all gods, and we all got tired on the seventh day, how remarkable. But on Monday it was back to business, and unsurprisingly I've forgotten what I did. On Tuesday, me and Mon went into school, stole some cymbals and a socialism poster and ran away. The band practiced on Wednesday, and it was pretty cool, but our snare is still crap, so we need to get that fixed. On Thursday Mon and Tina weren't doing anything, so don't even suggest it, ok? That's enough from me...Eybypoos...Stay human!!!

Friday 21st May...This week I have mostly been eating Marty McFly. The Bat? Aww..come on, there ain't no bat. Hello, my friends, it is I, once again, here to save you from the world. Is it even Friday? I don't know...the days aren't defined now that there's no school. So, how have you been? I've been relatively funky I guess. So, let me give you a round-up of the week so far...on Friday, I don't know what I did...on Saturday, I don't know either...oh yes, I DO! Juan, Mon, Watters, Fitzy and Tina came round and we watched Back To The Future and Nightmare On Elm Street Part II, which frightened Juan because the guy screamed like a woman. And to top all that off, he was called Jesse. Ok! On Sunday, I don't remember doing anything. The rest of the week is pretty much a blur. I went to see "Orphans" the other day, and it was actually really good methinks. I recommend it. We all played Ghost Castle on Saturday. "Oh Vienna!" cried Fitzy as he spun that wheel and got a skull. OH! And we all bought really cheap shirts from Flip that smell like shit and are really crap...although Fitzy managed to get one that looked like attire worn by Marty McFly...the lucky bastard. I got an FBI t-shirt with a bullet-hole in it. Lovely! Anyway, that's enough from me...Stay human!!!

Friday 28th May...This week I have mostly been eating Daniel's band. So, tonight's the night...you bodgies. Hello. It's Friday, it's 10:30 and it's time to party. Mon & Tina are here watching me, like big brother. Like in the Buchanan Galleries...he stares upon you, like stairs. Tina goes to Princes Square...haha, the yuppie. So, this week I haven't done much. I went to see "The Waterboy", and it wasn't THAT good. "But it was still good," says Mon, who hasn't seen it. On Saturday we all played Ghost Castle yet again..."Aww, you're in the Danger Zone!!!". We didn't get tickets for Idlewild, damnit!!! They were all sold out, so we're going back to Juan's house to "jump about" like bodgies. TEEN WOLF was watched by us all on Saturday...and so was Scream 2...and some of Children Of The Stones, which was scarier than a scary jobby. That's all my exams done, and I've failed them all. I think that's all...not a very intresting week really, is it? It's Tina's birthday on Sunday, and we won't be getting her anything, because we already have. Eyb...Stay human!!!

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