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From November 1999...

Friday 5th November...This week I have mostly been eating nothing...nothing at all. Jesus Jones, man...remember remember the fifth of November, otherwise Juan and Lorraine will do your ass. That's right, happy birthday Juan, happy birthday Lorraine...it's that time of year again...the season of good will to all men and women and animals. Naw it isnae. By jove, the Fright Night was good...and so was Eddie Izzard...fantastic. Everyone in China is called Steve. Now, coming up is a weekend of sex and orgies...ie. I'm going to Lorraine's, then we're all going to see Blair Witch Project again tomorrow, and then we're staying at Juan's house...so beware of LeJohn... Aww, by the way, my shower is haunted. Every time I go in there I hear someone shouting...it freaks me out, so no doubt when I tell Juan he'll poo his pants and won't be able to sleep...because one time he got attacked by a hoover in his house. So, what else happened this week? Not much to be honest. But it's going to be videos galore tomorrow...yay!! I'll be out of the house for days...so I'll see yaz laterz, ladz...EYB!

Friday 12th November...This week I have mostly been eating extra terrestrial low-lifers. Hey, babies...let's re-run the fun. DuhduhDAH duhduhDAH duhduhDAHDAHDAH...Hello. It's Friday again, so that means you're subjected to my weekly nonsense. This week's been pretty cool. I stayed at Lorraine's on Friday, and we went to see Blair Witch Project again on Saturday, then on Saturday night we stayed at Juan's...I said it'd be videos galore, but the only film we watched fully was The Wanderers...We did make a short movie called "The Fitzy Witch Project", which is fantastic. There's now a webshite about it, and to visit it, click here - Here! On Sunday, we rested, like gods, yet again, and the rest of the week was work work work...I got a meningitis jag yesterday, which was so sore I had to stay off college...ok, I jest, I just stayed off college...I was tired, ok?! We practiced today, and we're shite, but adorable. Then we watched Fun House...and beware, there's definitely going to be a Fun House website soon. Tomorrow we're going to watch videos instead of going into town, because it's the Scotland VS England football match, and we don't want to be beaten over the head with sticks and bones...that's enough...EYB!

Sunday 21st November...This week I have mostly been eating nothing, because I didn't update. Right, sorry, sorry, sorry...I won't make any lame excuses, I just forgot to update on Friday, ok?! Then I wasn't in on Saturday, so I couldn't do it then...this is the first chance I've had and my eyes are hanging out of my head due to lack of sleep, yet still you give me this bullshit about it being my responsibility. Well, Jeez Louise, titface, I make this for me, no-one else reads it. Anyway, it's now Sunday so my memory of the week has disappeared...but, I do remember making a film called "I Hate LeJohn", which was amusing. What else? Umm...who knows or cares? I'll make this short because I know you'll all be in a bad mood with me, but I promise you, I promise you, son, next week will be on time and fabulous...EYB!

Tuesday 30th November...This week I have mostly been eating watches and other timepieces. Ok, look...I know I promised you I'd be on time, but I'm a liar, don't you understand? Don't you realise I'm a slut? To be quite honest, no-one even cares when this is updated late, so up yer bums with wee wee crumbs. I can't even remember what's happened this week anyway, so I'll update again on Friday (and I WILL remember this time!) to tell you more about the week...all I have to say is : YAAAS!!! The Christmas decorations in our house go up tomorrow and I love them. Also, I went to see Foo Fighters last week and they weren't too bad actually...their new stuff was pretty disgusting, but all the old classics were pogotastic...EYB!

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