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From October 1999...

Friday 1st October...This week I have mostly been eating members of a Nazi youth movement in Detroit. Hiya, my children! Welcome to another edition of "What's My Name?" starring Joe Strummer, and me, Miguel C. Kesey... This week, I've not been up to much. I went to see Drop Dead Gorgeous on Monday, and it wasn't that good...there'll be a review of it soon probably...And alas, the new Nine Inch Nails album came out...at first, it wasn't up to much, was it? But now, I'm getting into it quite a bit...I've added a new section called "Movie Of The Week" in which I'll write my favourite movie of that week...On Tuesday, we were back at college, and I was a presenter for Scottish News And Sport...and I suck. But that's another story...today, we practiced with our new guitarist Fletch, and then I attacked Juan with my shoe. We had much merriment with a vibrating hedgehog, some beanie babies, and a rubber Mr.T....haw haw...Now, fack off...EYB!

Friday 8th October...This week I have mostly been eating Steve Levinson. Greetings from within, boys and girls...it's another installment of the weekly variety. This week, I went to see Big Daddy starring Adam Sandels of Gilmore (Happy) and Singer (The Wedding) fame...it was funky, but strangely enough, like every other Adam Sandler flick, which, basically, is the cool part about it. There's a big Sepultura fan in our class in college called Danny who fell off his chair...oh how we tried not to laugh. Of course, then our tutor, Jeff (god of biscuits) insisted on calling everyone Mark...even Fletch was Mark at some points. And Fletch looks more like a Ronald, if you ask me. What else? Hmm.. Foo Fighters tickets on sale...we have some...yeah. It's nearly my birthday, and it's nearly time for the Eddie Izzard gig...yay! I got all excited this week about going to see a theatre production of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, until I realised it was in Edinburgh...then I cried. I dropped everything on the floor this week, but I also wrote the best story in the world, which will be going on this site soon, along with new Juan poems (yes, kids, he's back...and with avendingmachineuphisbum), so...until then...EYB!

Friday 15th October...This week I have mostly been eating Judge Dredd and his merry men. And I say...hey yeah yeah yeah yeah...what's going on? Miguel is back in da house, yeah...This week, I got a Playstation, and I think it's fabulous. Tomorrow is my birthday, and I'll be 18, goddamn, am I immature or what? No, not really, you see...I'm so mature that I've realised maturity is pointless. How about that, eh? Bums. We've been off college this week, for some reason...it's the October week or something like that. And I've not really been up to much...Mon has been coming up and we've been going : "Awww..." and fighting each other...ho ho, in Tekken 3 of course...oh, joy, you all thought we were fighting...hahaha, you fell for the oldest trick in the book, I had you fooled there, I had my fist right up your bum. I added what I've done so far of The Best Story In The World...Ever. You can access it from the Reports page...it really should be on the poems and stories page, but I didn't want it getting lost in cybernonsense, it deserves fan pages dedicated to it, it's so good...so, that's all from me...EYB!

Friday 22nd October...This week I have mostly been eating Mariah Carey's poodles. Touch me...I'm Miguel C. Kesey. Don't you fucking look at me! That's right, it's me again, here to brighten up your weekend with my fantastic insights into the moral lifestyle of us here humans. So, how've you been? I'm now a big man, since I'm 18. I had a funtastic birthday celebration during which we watched 6 (7 if you include L.A. Story) films of crappibility...those included Massacre At Central High, Evil Ed, Death Wish II, Kentucky Fried Movie, Her Alibi, and Death Wish IV...Awww...yaaas! We got tickets for the Fright Night on the 30th of this month...that's in the Odeon; they're showing 5 horror films starting from midnight...fantastic. Fitzy got me a Sinead O'Connor t-shirt for my birthday, and a Nirvana Jobby...yes, a jobby. Plus, a Big Issue, actually...which had big Bruce Willis on the front looking old. Goddamn man...Zombie Flesh-Eaters is a BAD film..! It's nearly Juan and Lorraine's birthday (on the same day...bastards) so we're going down to Juan's pad to funk up his cushions...sounds good...it's almost the Eddie Izzard concert...yay. EYB!

Friday 29th October...This week I have mostly been eating bodgers. Awww...it's the Fright Night tomorrow! I'm gonny poo my pants when they screen "Davidson", that brand new horror starring Klibort Stevenson. Naw, just tobying with you fellas...although, one part was true...it IS the Fright Night tomorrow. Sooo, what else has happened this week? We went to see Sleepyhouse on Thursday and we practiced today...we even did an acoustic set with our side project... we played our lesser-known songs...like "Matchstick Men Of Johnstone" and "Really Fast Song". Another of my favourites was "Blues Cafe Blues Blues Blues", which was cool. Aww, did I mention it's the Fright Night tomorrow?! Then Eddie Izzard a couple of days later...God, jam-packed schedule, you bastards. LeJohn, the balloon man we made at my funkass party, has come back from his balloon grave to kill us, and we're all scared...especially that bastard Juan. He stumbled upon LeJohn's severed head waiting for him as he came out the bathroom today... dum dum dum!!! Right, well, that's enough from me. EYB!

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