PEOPLE I LIKE
I'm not an easily pleased person, I absolutely detest millions of people. But, there are always a few I like! However, for every person I love, remember there are ten I hate. Here we have, in no particular order of course :
MON S. CLINTON!!! He's the main man, my best bud, and Hitler all in one...Mon's favourite pastimes are poncing around with guitars, pretending to be modest and using other people's personalities to chat up girls...all the necessities to be president if you ask me...(even if it's only the president of a Chess Club). He is the woman, lover and sex-slave to Christina...
Juan Fish Kennedy!!! A funky chappy with a very thin drumstick...err...He owns the amazing Clarence, a small plastic toy with a piece of shit hanging from its ass...Juan invented the word "jobby" (?) and had a Magnum P.I. hairstyle for a little while. He also writes the funkiest poems this side of Texas. "Aww, naw, man," he yelps, "This is illegal."
CHRISTINA!!! That's right, it's the mental bitch. A lovely person who actually thinks chocolate body paint tastes nice, and thinks "evality" is a real word! Not only does she act, dress and think like a goth, she gets annoyed when people think she is one. Woman, lover and sex-slave to Mon S. Clinton...Amen to that, reverand.
FLETCH E. KEROUAC!!! That's the jawlord himself who is ALWAYS angry at something or other...He makes cocaine out of paracetamol to frighten old women, goes on walks so we can stalk him, does a mean Scooby Doo impression and is the only other person in the world who laughs when Jeff talks shit.
FITZY!!! Fiiitzy, he's the man, the man with the Midas touch, a spider's touch. He makes stories up about digging tunnels and soup, and crashing planes, plus he is a witch. He invented teatime and sings "Love Boat", but has a flaw...he occasionally steals bins.
MEG!!! Meg wears funky tights and purple mittens which makes her a god if nothing else, but not only that, she manages to find Rachel Stamp CDs somehow...How can you compete with such lovely talent?
LORRAINE!!! Lovely purchaser of a talking Scooby Doo! "Scooby dooo...hehehehehe..." as it says. Lorraine wears big coats, has an intense collection of tights, comics and wood (?), and is gorgeous all in one...
CATHERINE!!! The only person to dye her hair more times than Anthea Turner, it's the Trenchcoat Mafia bitch herself... Catherine will instigate the destruction of lockers and the mindless slaying of neds (in Christina's car) and manage to not get the blame...and she doesn't work in McDonald's, stealing Millennium straws anymore...
DALE!!! It's the fascist Christian with the big legs! For a Dale poem, click here : DALE POEM! No need to tell you about Dale and his curled bit of hair, just read the poem, damn you.
Sylvia!!! Sylvia Plath...one of my favourite poets/novelists...Died with her head in the oven eventually...checking the pizza, apparently...
Lizzzzyyy!!! It's Elizabeth Wurtzel...She's written "Prozac Nation" and "Bitch"...great author.
Other novelists/poets I like : Ken Kesey, Dylan Thomas, R.S. Thomas, J.G. Ballard, Douglas Coupland, Bram Stoker, William Burroughs, George Orwell, Albert Camus, Friedrich Nietzsche, Jean-Paul Sartre, Jack Kerouac, Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson...etc.
Actors I applaud : Tom Selleck for Magnum P.I., Don Calfa for The Return Of The Living Dead, James Karen for The Return Of The Living Dead, Bill Murray for everything, Chevy Chase for everything, Christian Slater for his 80s movies, Mike Myers for everything, Harrison Ford for Indiana Jones, Michael J. Fox for Back To The Future and Teen Wolf, Anthony Perkins for Psycho, Robert Englund for A Nightmare On Elm Street, Johnny Depp for Edward Scissorhands and Ed Wood, the dude who played Michael Myers in Halloween...etc.
Richey!!! This is Richey James Edwards, ex-Manic Street Preachers member. He disappeared in 1995, and no-one's seen him since.
Kurt!!! Yep, Kurt Cobain...
Others who are funkin' chappies : Graeme, Gib, Stu, Sid, Chris, Matthew, Malcolm, Crawford "Ghetto Pimp", Mark and others, to whom, if I've forgotten to mention you, tough shit.
NETPEOPLE I LIKE!! - A PAGE FOR PEOPLE WHOM I DON'T KNOW FACE TO FACE, BUT MONITOR TO MONITOR.