The Return Of The Living Dead Part II
As reviewed by Miguel ComeonIwanttheoriginal! Kesey
As we wept in despair, realising we'd never be able to get Part I, we rumaged through Fitzy's video collection, and came up with this little beauty.
It's about these cannisters of gas that turn people into zombies...blah blah...they get opened by stupid people, and then people come back from the dead to eat brains and charge people.
This film is nowhere near as good as its predecessor, although, it does have some interesting moments. Strangely enough, the guy who gnaws his lip and the young guy are back again, as the same kind of characters, who get gassed and turn into zombies...again!
Fantastic.
There's no Ernie though...our hero who cuts his trouser-leg off, which is very disappointing.
It stars other people who get eaten by charging zombies, plus an annoying wee boy whose face you just want to smash in with a sledgehammer, slowly, so he'll feel more pain as his bones crunch.
Only kidding, of course...
No, seriously.
Right, and there's this other wee boy who has his hair slicked back until he turns into a zombie; his hair then goes forward...and he eats his mother's brains out.
There are too many bits in this film where it's trying to be funny, and we just sat there looking bored.
Mon shat himself though, which in turn, frightened Juan then Fitzy.