Scream 2
As reviewed by Mon Soiled Clinton
Right, Scream 2 is an okay sequel, with just as much blood and guts, and a stupid story line that would only ever take place at Watters' house. Still starring Neve Campbell as SYDNEY!!! Prescot, Courteney Cox as Gail Weathers, David Arquette as Duey and that guy that plays the movie buff! What's his name....ahhh Randy(BASTARD, he doesn't even get any!!!). Anyway, so Neve is at College or Uni and she is starting her new life.....blah blah blah blah blah.... then and after people get killed at a preview of a new film "Stab" which is based on Sydney's near-death experience, she gets frightened that people are trying to do a copycat killing and go after her again....blah blah blah blah blah. So she goes to find Randy(dick!) who is in film class talking about sequels then he stupidly misquotes Terminator after correcting someone else for misquoting. This is what actually happens : "Sarah Conner?" , "Yeees?" , clunkety clunk clunk clank , BANG! He forgot the struggle at the door!
Then Gail (stormy) Weathers shows up again and Sydney is an unhappy bitch, because she secretly organises a meeting with Cotton Weary(the guy Sydney blamed for her mother's death!) blah blah blah......So the story goes on for a bit more, then Sarah Michelle Gellar gets killed, which is funny, and just before it, her friend tries to scare her by whispering "kill kill kill die die die!" down the phone. Then Sydney nearly gets killed by the killer(surprise surprise) "Do you wanna die tonight?" he says! Then she escapes, but her MAN gets hurt. Then in college he sings that stupid fucking song from Top Gun, REALLY badly, worse than me, I CAN actually sing better! anyway, blahblah blah!!!! Then the story progresses, and it ends up at the end.....
I won't give away the killers, because everybody has seen it already, but it was Sydney's Dad, and Randy!
Oh yeah, when we were watching this film recently, Juan noticed how BIG Courteney's breasts are, didn't you? But we didn't see the calf implants! So we sat and talked about how big they were for a few seconds or so!
This film is good, not as good as the first, but the first was really good!
Scream 3 looks set to be out next year!
Has anyone seen Courteney Cox recently? She has hair like Shirley Mansonite's when she was on Joe Wigley! And it's not a pretty sight!
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