The Other Bands Play Their Sets

After waiting ages, Lifeform 281 took the stage, drunk, to perform...badly. We all stood up watching them...the midget singer either had a twitch, or was trying to act like some mental punk dude...it sounded sort of like Alien Sex Fiend and sometimes a really bad Sex Pistols. They had a song that went : "I don't want your money, I don't want your money"... well, don't fucking take it then, don't write a song about it...how pointless is that?! I really HATE bands with no point, and this was definitely one of those.

We clapped politely.

Watters and Tina eventually arrived, late, but then Tina had to go and get a bus to London (as you do), so Mon and his brother walked her up to the bus station while Moody were on...Juan and myself shat it since Moody were almost done and Mon hadn't returned yet.

Moody weren't too bad...they were good at getting the crowd going, but that just isn't the sort of music I like...it was sort of jumpy guitar-pop really...the lyrics, again, were pointless...I don't really want to hear about the singer getting an erection, I'd much rather hear about the singer stabbing a politician WITH his erection, now THAT would be a fucking cool song.

Mon eventually did return and we all went into the toilets to have our final nervous piss, and talk about how we could upstage Moody...and then it was our turn to take the stage.

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