Teen Wolf
As reviewed by Miguel Creativecastaway Kesey
Aww, I can never replace the fantastic review Mon S. Clitless did of this Michael J. Fox extravaganza...so I won't try.
This is the movie in which Michael J. Fox (as Scott Howard) has his infamous comment about his $6 haircut. That's right, his hair costs $6...
It's about Scott Howard, a sweaty bastard who's shit at basketball. He fancies some blonde chick with the "off the shoulder" look (even though she does have baggy underwear) and not the innocent and loyal Boof who fancies him. Yeah, like she's gonna get some J Fox action with a name like Boof.
Anyway, he finds out one day that he's a werewolf, and he can change into it under extreme emotional stress. Jeez Louise, it landed on his face.
So, as he is attacked on the basketball court by hordes of young men one day, he turns into the wolf by mistake, and continues to play basketball (note - his hair flying off his arms as he runs)...the silly team members just join in, not caring that their team-mate is a frickin' hairy psychopath with big teeth and a Jesus haircut.
But in the end, they have to win...but without the wolf...so after millions of Wolfy shit, like dancing, roaring, doing handstands on the back of Styles' Wolfmobile this afternoon, Scotty, and getting the cool chick, he decides he is better off if he is himself and not that damn wolf, and they must play basketball without him. And alas, he fights the wolf inside him and they win...in the end, and Scott chooses Boof over the apparently sexier one.
After continuous watch of this film you'll notice things like Scott's dad Howard Howard getting hit on the head by a little plastic cup during the basketball scenes, and some woman with her trousers open during the credit sequence at the end.
Also, keep an eager eye out for Michael J Fox's impressive bulge which is very apparent during A) The scene where he is walking to work with Boof and he's saying "Why won't Pamela say two words to me?"...he is wearing tight brown trousers that accent his pubic hairs and B) The shower scene later on where the coach recommends that he doesn't get less than 12 hours sleep. Scott is wearing only a towel, and my god, let's just hope he doesn't get sexually excited.