Tenebrae
As reviewed by Miguel Centurion Kesey
Yeah, we saw the uncut version of Tenebrae, which had an extra minute or so... We haven't seen the cut version of Tenebrae, so we can't tell the difference... we think, however, that it MUST be the part where it shows you loads of bricks for about 5 minutes...
Tenebrae is some sort of Arthouse movie made big for some reason, and is set, mostly, in Rome...it stars somebody who looks like Quincy (M.E.) who's the author of a book called Tenebrae...what happens is murders begin to happen, following the pattern of the book, and the pages of it are stuffed into the victims' mouths.
So, it's some tight-trousered whodunnit movie really... this film, however, would be nothing without Johnny...the young Mark Hamill-esque arsehole wearing blue v-necks and blue trousers who is just fantastic throughout, doing absolutely fuck all. He does get killed though, and we were all sad, because we liked Johnny...except Fitzy, who hated him.
We were all so carried away with Johnny's character though, that when he said "shit" everyone gasped...
There are lots of bloody murders and a lot of stupid acting, but all in all, this film's quite good...
Haha, just kidding, it's quite shite.
Buy it for Johnny's sake.