The Wanderers
As reviewed by Miguel Costsabomb Kesey
Cuz I'm a wanderer...apparently. Well, I bought this film for £6.49 because it looked like a spoof of The Warriors, and had a big fat guy on the front...plus, a little person who we thought might be superimposed. Also, merely thinking of the Wanderers wandering around made us laugh. And please don't forget the fact there was a guy with a Wanderers jacket in HMV when I was about to buy it.
It was shite when I watched it though.
There was only one part where they wandered about aimlessly. It was quite silly.
Anyway, it stars some people who have never been in anything else, plus Karen Allen of Starman and Scrooged fame. It's about a gang of Italians called the Wanderers who wander about fighting other gangs, like the Baldies, and the Wongs (which is full of Chinese people, all called Wong...ho ho...). It's not a bad film really...it kept me interested...for about 20 minutes...
Then some guy with a moustache goes mental and punches his son in the stomach by mistake, and I pissed myself laughing.
Then at the end his son does some air-saxophone playing and it really pisses me off... the tit.
It's alright, I wouldn't really recommend it, unless you're a Scodger, because they're nowhere near as good as the Blodgerers...the Blodgerers are all Italian and they fight for the right to party...whereas the Scodgers are all shite and fight for the right to fight in the streets and stuff...
Juan said he saw this film for £2.99 and it had a completely irrelevant cover; and I laughed.