Laws of Modern Life
Weinberg's first Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
Weilers Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it
himself.
Lowery's law: If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
anyway.
Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Third Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the
worst possible time.
Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going
wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go
wrong.
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just can't go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's Sixth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have
obviously overlooked something.
Murphy's law of thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.
Cranes Law: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Borens Law: When in doubt, mumble.
Ides's law: There is always an easier way to do it.
Scott's first law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look
right.
Scott's second law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it
will be found to have been correct in the first place.
Simon's law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
Hl Mencken's Law: Those who can - do. Those who cannot - teach.
Sutins Law: The most useless tasks are the most fun to do!