• Forever and ever we'll follow our team,
  were Queens Park Rangers and we are supreme,
  We'll never be mastered by no Chelsea b*****ds,
  And we'll stick the blue flag up your arse, up your arse, up your arse,
  We'll stick the blue flag up your arse,
  From Stamford Bridge to Wemb(er)ley We'll stick the blue flag up your arse.

• You are my Rangers,
  my only Rangers,You make me happy when skies are grey,
  I never noticed how much I loved you so don't take my Rangers away.
  La, la, la, la, la...

• And it's Queens Park Rangers, Queens Park Rangers FC, We're by far the greatest team... the world has ever seen (repeat)

• Oh Kevin Gallens magic,
  he wears a magic hat,
  he plays for Queens Park Rangers,
  he's such a lovely chap,
  he scores with his left foot he scores with his right,
  and when we play the Chelsea,
  he scores all f*****g night.

• Hello, hello, we are the Rangers boys!
  Hello, hello, we are the Rangers boys!
  Hello, hello, we are the Rangers boys!
  And if you are a Chelsea Fan,
  surrender or you die,
  cause we all follow the Rangers.

• Que sera, sera...
  When I was just a little boy
  I asked my mother what will I be?
  Will I be Rangers? will I be Chelsea?
  Here's what she said to me...
  Wash your mouth out son,
  Go get your father's gun
  And shoot the Chelsea scum
  Que sera, sera...

• The famous Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
  The famous Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
  The famous Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
  and this is what he said, "F**K OFF",

• We hate Tottenham Hotspur,
  We hate Chelsea too (they're shit!)
  We hate Arsenal,
  But Rangers we love you ...

• We are Rangers, we are Rangers
  Super Rangers, from Loftus Road
  We are Rangers, super Rangers,
  We are Rangers, from Loftus road.

• We hate Chelsea, we hate chelsea,we hate Chelsea , we hate Chelsea, We are the Chelsea haters.
• OH WEST LONDON,OH WEST LONDON IS WONDERFUL IS WONDERFUL
  OH WEST LONDON IS WONDERFUL IT'S FULL OF TITS,FANNY AND RANGERS OH WEST LONDON IS WONDERFUL
  (IN THE TUNE OF WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN)
• Never felt more like singing the blues
  When Rangers win and Chelsea lose
  Oh Rangers
  You keep me singing the blues
• If I had the wings of a sparrow
  And the bloody great arse of a crow
  I'd fly right over Chelsea
  And shit on the bastards below, below
  Shit on the bastards below
• For 84 years we've been living next door to Chelsea
  Chelsea?
  Who the fuck are Chelsea?
  
• Every where we go,
  Every where we go,
  People want to know,
  People want to know,
  Whose the boys in blue & white,
  Whose the boys in blue & white,
  Love to sing and love to fight,
  (repeat)
  Shall we tell them who we are,
  (repeat)
  We are the rangers boys.
  
• Dennis Wise is illegitimate,
  He ain't got no birth certificate,
  He's got aids and can't get rid of it,
  He's a Chelsea Bastard!
  
  (To the tune of Michael Linighan)
  Credited to Mark Bewsey
• There's only one Graeme Rix
  There's only one Graeme Rix
  With a packet of sweets,
  and a cheeky smile,
  Rixy is a f***ing paedofile
  Credited to Daragh O'Connell
• Oh Oh Captain Jack,
  meet me by the railway track,
  with a bottle in your hand
  I'm going to be your drinking man,
  
  Oh, Oh Captain Jack
  meet me by the railway track
  with a knife in your hand
  I'm going to be your stabbing man
  Song lyrics sent in by Tom Jacobson

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