Welcome to "Pets Corner".... Anyway, here is "Lucy" sitting (no "h" there note) on a lovely shed roof whilst we were living in sin at 10 Lancaster St Colne next door to a lovely little Vietnamese family. I don't know what state that shed is in now and frankly I dread to think because a young(ish) ginger haired chap is now living there - and you know what the ginger attitute to basic house maintenance is like don't you ? His name is Ginger Mick and I suggest you click the following link to email hime NOW at mick.gibbin@dhp.uk.com and DEMAND to know what's going on.

As above, but when it was a baby or whatever..



This is "Benny" my other little pet. As you can see
he is having a bit of a rest there on the carpet in
the living room at 10 Lancaster St Colne. You will
note that I have draped him in Gold - Rolf Harris
told me to do it in a dream. I wonder what state that
carpet is in now...makes you despair really.