It still defies belief that in the early 1980s the BBC allocated a budget to make a children's programme concerning a yellow cone called Wizbit whose best friends included a giant rabbit could Woolly and a polluted swamp called Squidgy Bog.
And as if this wasn't bad enough, Paul Daniels hosted it. That's PAUL DANIELS. Hard to believe, isn't it? It's a shame that top magical adviser Ali Bongo wasn't on hand to point out how utterly crap the whole idea was.
The other half of Paul's famous magical show is, of course, the Lovely Debbie McGee (shown below). McGee was originally dating Martin Daniels (Paul's untalented son), but Paul conveniently arranged for Martin to lose his contract with both the BBC and ITV, thereby gaining the Lovely Debbie McGee for his own evil ends. The picture shown below depicts the Lovely Debbie McGee with old dwarf-features.