(thank Joshie for this one)

 

“Can I order a curry?”

“Can I order a curry?”

“I’m not a curry house!”

“Who altered my mobile!?”

We’re talking major phone hoaxsters

“IRA here”

“Any bad Breathe reviews -

In Charm magazine -

N yer kneecapped -

Ring dis no

N give this code”

Graham ‘Charm’

Rang Scotland Yard.

 

“That Bob in London?”

“It’s 5 am Justin”

“Am stuck at Kings Cross -

Come and get me”

“OK”

He was at home in York

 

Emails across the world

Helped with this intro

All said

Beware

Wary what you write

They give what they get

I don’t want a love-bite

Or shark bite

Rubber bullet in the chest

OK

So I’ve over challenged

With the best

But never no more

I’m retiring

In Awe

Of this circus bizarre

Rich naked rock

(And Rich naked)

This Stereophonic

Vision of Terror

Is - Supernatural

Rock has grown up

And beats all

They could out play em,

Pissed - Propped up

And still play on

(They have done)

 

The emails

From fans said:

Shagnasty - Naked

Witty - Sarcastic

Anarchic

Writhing - Rockin

Devil - Dalmatian

Darth Maul

Buzz - Bright

& Awesome

Not for the faint-hearted

Sexy

I’m keen

And

Watch out for the Aubergine (!)

They’re out there

And

He nicked my wheelchair

But I say

‘I’m retiring’ -

‘I’m Beached’

In the face of this,

Supermodel sensation,

You just wouldn’t believe

Give it up

For this hard, tight experience

BREATHE

Breathe