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Text Box: Hello. My name is Adrian Spendlow And I am your Customer Services Manager For the duration of this poem Every effort has been made To ensure your comfort This product is wholly natural And therefore contains flavourings Whilst accuracy is the poet’s watchword Some colourings have been used Under licence No F words or other Unsavoury additives are included To be precise, it is refined In the unlikely event of offence Please accept the reassurance That this poem has the Purposefully Limited entirety Of 2 minutes 21 seconds The optimum concentration limit There are 47 seconds of this poem remaining And I ask for your patience Research shows that the belief That the individual has the right Not to be offended Is unfounded In law Given that no precedent has been set In Civil Courts My advisors advise me That further advice Would be prohibitive And thus prohibits any Avoidance of advice Given also the poet’s Personally accredited policy Of none marginalisation Of any marginal or marginalised Group, sub-group or indeed Individual belief system All reference, rhyme, metaphor Or any such identifying factor Has been eradicated As an acknowledgement Of the esoteric nature of poetry And apologies are given To any isolated person who Had an expectation of such In fact In deference To the widely held establishment value That blandness and caution Avoid service complaints All actual content has been removed This poem is therefore ended Any one wishing to complain Is referred to the name at The beginning of this poem Which hopefully you cannot remember Thank you for listening with me

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