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Factman No, I’m not who I think I am What’s worrying is While I’m writing this, I’m Listening to Batman Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Batman? Batman! – Can you help me
Help me I’m not who I think I am “Guru-Poet-Person” That’s who I thought I was In my squatcave Batman?-How come Now I find out The guy who writes (I think he may have written
this poem) Is more like…. Bruce Wane Well no – Clark Kent actually A part of me apparently You see, (winged rodent
person) I – Have an arch enemy He – Has almost destroyed me Never met him He’s, dead actually That’s factual – I think he
lived in Portugal Some guy or other His fault though – There That’s him! My – Heteronym This poet person, Arch-Poet-Person Invented him Bit like Jung positing: Conjured the unconscious And then it was – (Er – unconscious) That’s what this guy did This is actual actually I’ll just fill you in on the
facts As a sort of aside Some poet right reckoned He didn’t write them - He was well acclaimed – (That’s enough to make me
hate him) Said it was someone else
always (This hetero thingy) He would get up on stage (For all I know this is him
right here) And say This one was written by, Angela Finnison Actually I don’t think he
invented a female one Lets say albert Arch-Poet-Person, Batman,
didn’t really like it Blamed it on Albert Who made him read it Thing about it He had hundreds, said Everybody did (Everybody as in er me) His main inspiration Was a boring young part-time
librarian Neville or something, Wrote most of them, This is one by…… See what I mean …………………………….. Worrying isn’t it Well it’s been worrying me Me? Ends up – He invented one Just like him Same name Age, and everything But, well “He wrote them” “Really” “Wasn’t me” Announcement Adrian Spendlow Will not be getting paid for
tonight’s gig Not being the writer and such And possibly not even being
here Perhaps you would like to
thank him in his absence! Thank you er this next one is by……… |
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The intro poem from my new
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