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The Rochdale Station Master With a degree in Archaeology And a plastic bag Three kids (Only two of them
are twins) And a taste for very bright
jumpers …………….. I rang Les and asked him for
info The Les I rang was the one That Stan described once As that famous French Poodle Les Barker “I’ve rang you Les To ask about Stanley
Accrington Do you work with him?” “No” he said, “Not since – Oh Last night And you’ll have to shout When you tell them about His very bright jumper” “Why’s that?” “So they can hear you Over his loud pullover” “But he gigs a lot right?” “not any more He’s too busy parading With his Manchester Olympic Bid
Banner” “What about songs?” I said “He’s extremely funny Can be quite moving Sometimes serious and He’s the King of the Parody” Les mentioned the Masons,,,, So as an aside I thought Stan would like To hear About my mate Willow But
back to the intro “How Les,” I said, “Would you describe his style?” “Chaotic” “Chaotic?” “Yeh, that’s like eclectic But more so And you must buy One of his wobbly head Stanleys Before they’re all gone Or the heads all fall off” Right I’d better get off No hang on Les said If I was writing a poem To get Stanley on I would have to have a go at Anagram ! Anagrams of Stanley Accrington ! Not stale ccin – a grin Snortleing naty crac Rong nit – lac StanC ey Cant write – Sanley gec on L! – C Y cis tint Anagron A! I (Rancy) [RNcC] – Gt Stanley on Stanley Accrington |
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