Text Box: The T & B Specialists

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hello good evening and welcome funsters

We are here to find the strongest link – in

Name That specialist Quiz of the century

TB or not TB Ha ha

These are the jokes folks

Well lets move on

To our celebrity guests

Starsky and Hutch

Starsky,

       what do you think of the T&B Specialists?

“Huh?”

Er Over to Hutch

“Hic!”

Thank you

Thank goodness for our live video link to

James Brown

“Yeh essentially we have two bands here

Zany irony that I don’t understand

And tight funk smooth vocals that I really dig”

Right

On with the quiz

Who medleys

       Jesus Christ Superstar with Purple Haze?

Who won battle of the bands as

       Rambo Sleepover and the Bedroom Nialists?

Which band’s vocals are as smooth and as greasy as deep fried chicken?

           (With sexiness and urgency apparently)

Who are the tightest full on

         funk monsters and slinky groove kitten?

Whose gonna make you want to

              get up and throw some moves?

The winning answer ladies and gentlemen……

Come on chaps and chapesses

                                  all together now

Its

The T&B Specialists!

 

By Adrian Spendlow

I didn’t actually get to introduce them at Masham, illness prevented their appearance, but this is about the most off the wall best intro poem what I’ve ever done, so it goes in.