Male-Female Dictionary

> WANTS AND NEEDS. (wontz and nedz) n.
>   female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
>           psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
>           in a relationship.
>   male: Food, sex and beer.
>
> THINGY. (thing-ee) n.
>   female: Any part under a car's hood.
>   male:   The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>
> LESBIAN. (lez-bi-an) n.
>   female: A woman who makes love to other women.
>   male:   A woman who has sex with other women so men can
>           watch and get really turned on.
>
> CLASS CEILING. (glas see-ling) n.
>   female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising
>           to the upper levels in business.
>   male:   What would really be great at work since that hot
>           babe took over the office one flight up.
>
> VULNERABLE. (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>   female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
>   male:   Playing cricket without a box.
>
> COMMUNICATION. (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>   female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
>           partner.
>   male:   Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for
>           a weekend with your mates.
>
> ARSE. (rse) n.
>   female: The body part that every item of clothing
>           manufactured makes "look bigger."
>   male:   The organ of mooning (and farting).
>
> COMMITMENT. (ko-mit-ment) n.
>   female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
>   male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with
>           one's girlfriend.
>
> ENTERTAINMENT. (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
>   female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
>   male:   Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.
>
> FLATUENCE. (flach-u-lens) n.
>   female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
>   male:   An endless source of enterainment, self-expression
>           and male bonding.
>
> MAKING LOVE. (may-king luv) n.
>   female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
>   male:   What men have to call "bonking" to get women to bonk.
>
> REMOTE CONTROL. (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>   female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>   male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2
>           minutes.
>
> TASTE. (tayst) v.
>   female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
>           cooking, to make sure it's good.
>   male:   Something you must do to anything you think has
>           gone bad, prior to tossing it out.
>