Hans : I was saying boo-urns. Hans : You call that a knife...THIS is a knife...oooo down I go!! Hans : Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay. Hans : Hello sun, you're doing a nice job today.. Sun shines through his glasses and sets his shirt on fire. Hans : Oh rats ! Hans : Hello, I'm Hans Moleman. I'm 31 years old. Alcohol ruined my life.

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