Here are descriptions and scaled down pictures of all the
cast who have appeared in the Simpsons more than twice (Click on the links for the characters best quotes):
Homer J. Simpson : The father of the
family. Homer works in the Springfield Nuclear Power
Plant (SNPP) owned by Mr. Burns. Homer likes eating
donuts, drinking beer, watching television and acting
stupid. Homer still has a father, Abraham Simpson, who is
living in a retirement home.
Marjorie Bouvier Simpson : Probably better known as Marge. She is the mother of the family.
Marge loves her family and works like no mother has
worked before. She also has two gruesome sisters, Patty
and Selma. Marge is probably the most 'normal' person in
the family.
Bartholomew Jo-Jo
Simpson
: Bart is a 10-year old disaster. He hates going to
school/church, writing blackboard punishments, Mrs.
Krabapple , Principal Skinner, the Flanders family (their
neighbours), Sideshow Bob. He loves Krusty the Clown,
Itchy and Scratchy, skateboarding, singing perverted
songs ('jingle bells, batman smells, robin ...'), and
anything that's prohibited by law.
Lisa Marie Simpson : Lisa is the 8-year old
daughter of the family. She is a little genius and has
always straight A's. She likes playing the saxophone and
reading philosophic essays. Lisa dreams of a career where
she can openly show her feminist ideas.
Margaret
Simpson : Margaret - aka Maggie - is still a cute
baby, so she cannot talk, and by doing so she seems
to be the most intelligent of the Simpsons. She is never
seen without her pacifier (except once in 'A streetcar
named marge', when the lady in the
daycare center took it away).
Abraham J. Simpson : Homer's father. Also
known as Grampa or Abe. Abe lives in the Springfield
Retirement Castle. He's a very anoying old man. He always
tells stories that go nowhere and sleeps a lot.
Jacqueline
Bouvier : Jackie Bouvier is the mother of Marge,
Patty and Selma. Jacqueline is an old woman who is at
variance with Homer, because she thinks Marge deserved a
better husband, like Artie Ziff. Jacqueline was the first
woman that said "no" to Mr. Burns since he
became a billionaire, and if Abe wouldn't have been
there, she would probably have married that evil Mr.
Burns ('Lady Bouvier's Lover').
Patty Bouvier : Marge's older sister and
twin sister of Selma. Patty has (in contrast with Selma)
a total aversion of Men. Just like Selma she's ugly like
hell and she's addicted to cigarettes and MacGyver. She
works for a living at the driving-test center, together
with Selma.
Selma Bouvier : Marge's older sister and
twin sister of Patty. Just like Patty she never married,
but she's always in search of a husband. She would do
anything for a man, certainly if it's MacGyver. Just like
Patty she's ugly like hell and she's addicted to
cigarettes and MacGyver. She works for a living at the
driving-test center, together with Patty.
JubJub
: The pet iguana of Selma. She got it from Jacqueline
Bouvier who inherited the animal from Aunt Gladys
(sister of Jacqueline, aunt of Marge) ('Selma's Choice').
Santa's
Little Helper : Santa's Little Helper is the dog of
the Simpsons family. Homer and Bart took care of him when
he lost the dog race. The rest of the family
thought it was the best Christmas gift ever. In the
episode 'Dog of Death' the family almost lost
the dog and in 'Two Dozen & One Greyhounds' SLH made 25 puppies
together with 'She's the Fastest'.
Snowball
II : Snowball II is the second cat of the family,
after Snowball I died (Snowball I was run over by a car).
NOTE : All simpsons merchandise is dedicated to the
memory of Snowball I.
Charles Montgomery Burns : The owner of the
SNPP(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant). He's the most evil
person in Springfield and the only one who can stand him
is faithful Smithers. (actually Smithers is in
love with Mr. Burns) Monty Burns is very rich, but he's
old and hasn't got much power left in his body.
Waylon Smithers : The secretary of Mr.
Burns in the Nuclear power plant. Smithers IS gay and
hopelessly in love with Mr. Burns (you must be very
desperate to fall in love with Mr. Burns).
Lenny
: A friend of homer in the SNPP who has a nasal voice.
Carl
: A black friend of Homer in the SNPP.
Moe Szyslak : Moe is the owner of the
tavern where Homer, Barney and others come to drink
(Moe's Tavern). Moe is kind of stupid and is always
teased by Bart (and Lisa) who make prank phone calls. Moe does
also take illegal bets, but reads to children in the
hospital.
Barney
Gumble : Barney is one of the boozers at Moe's Tavern
and used to be a study-mate of Homer. As he passes most
of the days at Moe's, he's still single. When you hear
someone burp, it's most probably Barney. He would also do
ANYTHING to get alcohol. He would even suck a
thermometer. His alcohol addiction was the only
obstacle that kept him from going into space ('Deep
space Homer').
Jasper
: Japser is an aged man who is a good friend of Abe who
also lives in the Springfield Retirement Castle. Jasper
has all infirmities of old age you can think of : he's
demented, he has cataract, he has trouble with
incontinence, etc.
Seymour
-Spanky- Skinner : Skinner is the principal of the
Springfield Elementary school. Skinner still lives with
his mother and has fights with her because of stupid
things like the bathpillow. Skinner is also a Vietnam
veteran. 'Spanky' is the name his mother uses to call him.
Milhouse
Van Houten : Classmate and best friend of Bart,
although his parents aren't that happy about their
friendship. Milhouse isn't so clever and is somewhat seen
like a softy and therefore he always gets beaten up.
Nelson
Muntz : Nelson is a classmate of Bart. His favorite
occupations are laughing with everybody (his famous 'HA
HA') and beating others up. He isn't able to do much more
than that.
Jimbo
: A troublemaker in school. Together with his buddies
Kearney and Dolph he always takes of lunch money of
little children and beats them up.
Kearney
: Kearny is a bald child who spends a lot of time
together with Jimbo and Dolph.
Dolph
: Dolph is a friend of Jimbo and Kearney.
Mrs.
Edna Krabapple : Ms. Krabappel is Bart's teacher.
She's always looking for a man since her ex-man ran away
with the marriage mediator. Ms. Krabappel is also an
inveterate smoker.
Miss.
Elisabeth Hoover : Lisa's teacher.
Martin
Prince : An intellectual classmate of Bart who is always
the first of the class. Once Bart swapped his IQ test
with the one of Martin and Bart had the oppertunity to go to a school for
superintelligent children ('Bart The Genius'). Wendell
Borton : A classmate of Bart with curly hair who often
gets sick on school bus trips and in other places (e.g.
the swimming pool in 'Bart Of Darkness').
Lewis
: A black classmate of Bart. The regular gang is Bart,
Milhouse, Lewis and Richard.
Ralph Wiggum : A stringly haired 8 year
old classmate of Lisa. Ralph is the son of chief Wiggum
and fell in love with Lisa once ('I love Lisa'). His behaviour is not
normal for an eight year old boy, for example, he stuffs everything
in his mouth : paste, worms, pencils, grass, etc.
Otto
Mans : Otto is the driver of the school bus and other
busses. He's macho, he's tattood and he almost always
wears a Walkman. All students of Springfield Elementary
School find him the "COOLEST" person around.
Ned
Flanders : A neigbour of the Simpson family. Ned,
his wife and there two children are infected by religious
mania. Ned lets God lead his entire life.
Maude
Flanders : Flanders wife. Together with Helen Lovejoy
she's one of the greatest chatterboxes in Springfield.
She shares her way of life with Ned.
Rod
Flanders : Flanders son.
Todd
Flanders : Flanders other son who plays the violin.
Dr.
Marvin Monroe : The psychiatrist of Springfield. Marvin
Monroe will make you even more frustrated than you were
before you went to see him. He tried to sell everything that sounded somewhat
psychological and made some money with that. You
won't see Dr. Marvin Monroe ever again (except in reruns)
because he died (Marvin Monroe Memorial Hospital).
Hershel
Krustofsky (aka Krusty the Clown) : Springfield's
clown, who is Jewish. He has a daily TV-show for
children. The quality of that show isn't very good, the
quality of all the Krusty-marchandising is worse. His
helper used to be Sideshow Bob, but after he went
to prison for framing Krusty, Sideshow Mel took over. (There have also
been Sideshow Raheem and Sideshow Luke Perry in various
episodes).
Melvin
Van Horn (aka Sideshow Mel) : Krusty's helper.
Chief
Clancy Wiggum : The dumb police chief of Springfield. Chief Wiggum loves donuts and other sweet foods.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon : Apu is the owner of the
Kwik-E-Mart, a 24-hours-a-day grocery shop in
the Simpsons neighbourhood. Apu cheats on his customers
whenever he can ('Homer and Apu').
Groundskeeper Willie : Groundskeeper in the
Springfield Elementary School. Willie is of Scottish
origin and he's proud of it.
Mayor
Joe Quimby : The corrupt mayor of Springfield.
Itchy
: A cartoon mouse on TV (for more information see
Scratchy).
Scratchy
: Cartoon cat on TV. Itchy and Scratchy are a cartoon
mouse and cat who appear as part of the Krusty The Clown Show.
Their cartoons are filled with violence, and Scratchy is
the vitim most of the time. Bart and Lisa both LOVE the
Itchy and Scratchy series.
Radioactive
man : Bart's comic book hero. When there was a Radioactive
man movie made, the hollywood producers came to
Springfield to make the movie ('Radioactive Man').
Fallout
Boy : Radioactive man's sidekick. When the
radioactive man movie was being made Bart tried to get the
part of fallout boy, but Millhouse got it.
Lionel Hutz : The lawyer of the family.
Lionel Hutz is corrupt. He looses every case, he plunders
your bank account, he appears in the court room without
trousers, etc.
Professor
John Frink : A somewhat excentric scientist who invents
all kinds of stupid things. He's also the inventor of the
frinkahedron, the cube ('Treehouse Of Horror VI').
Dr.
Julius Hibbert : The doctor of the family. Has 2 sons
and a daughter. I think he is the brother of Bleeding
Gums Murphy (episode where Bleeding Gums dies). Julius
Hibbert has some giggling laugh and tries to statisfy
kids with a lollypop.
Herbert
Powell : Homers halfbrother. Once, Herb was the
manager of a gigantic motor company 'Powell Motors',
but then Homer ruined his campain by designing 'the
Homer Mobile' (You probably know why that's a
disaster...) ('Oh brother, where art you ?'). Herb became a wanderer,
but later he came back into business with a machine to
translate baby language into human language ('Brother,
Can You Spare 2 Dimes ?').
Hans Moleman : A 31 old man who ruined
his life with beer. Every time we see Hans, we can see
him crashing a car, getting hurt or beeing set on fire.
Troy
McLure : An actor and maker of stupid videos like 'Smoke yourself
thin' and 'get confident, stupid!'. He also sleeps with
fish ('A Fish Called Selma').
Mr.
Dewey Largo : Musicteacher in Springfield Elementary
School.
Rev.
Timothy Lovejoy : Reverend of the First Church of
Springfield. He interpretes the bible in ways that he likes,
and somewhat like whatever he thinks at the time. Rev. Lovejoy
has a wife and a daughter called Jessica, who is like a devil
and an angel at the same time. She once got Bart in a lot
of trouble.
Helen
Lovejoy : The dominees wife. She's the greatest
chatterbox in town, together with Maude Flanders.
Terri and
Sherri : Smart classmates of Bart, twins with purple
hair.
Eddie
: A police officer.
Lou :
A police officer.
Pete
McCallister : The sea captain.
Herman
: A one-armed man who sells guns and antique army stuff.
He lost his arm because of a school bus incident.
Snake
: One of Springfields most dangerous criminals. He got
his name because there's a snake tattood on his arm.
Snake spends a lot of time in prison, but is always on
the run if there's something to steal.
Dr.
Nick Rivièra : Dr. Nick is a cheap doctor (how that
guy got a certificate, I really DON'T know he
doesn't even know the difference between the heart and
the lungs). Dr. Nick does operations on TV and co-hosts a
teleshopping program together with Troy McLure (he made
the orange juice machine that is REALLY QUIET).
Kent
Brockman : Host on the TV-news and talkshows. Things
always go wrong and Kent is represented everywhere. It's
said that he has already won an Emmy.
Rainier
Wolfcastle (aka McBain and Radioactive Man) : The
actor who plays McBain and Radioactive Man. In the movies
of McBain there are no sentences with more then 5 words
and a lot of fighting.
Lunch
Lady Doris : School cook who has no life.
"Bleeding
Gums" Murphy : Blues sax player and a friend of
Lisa. BGM died ('Round Springfield').
Jebediah
Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield : Springfields
town founder who used to be a pirate, but nobody wants to
believe that.
The
Comic Book Store Guy : The fat guy who owns the comic
book store and who always makes sarcastic remarks.
Janey
: A classmate and girlfriend of Lisa.
Captain
Lance Murdock : Professional daredevil motorcycle guy
who inspired Bart to do stupid things like jumping over
Springfield gorge. ('Bart the daredevil').
Fat
Tony : Mob boss. Bart once worked for him in his
'social club' ('Bart The Murderer').
Roger
Meyers : President of Itchy and Scratchy.
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