Moe : Hey, barney, remember when I said we'd have to send off to NASA to calculate your bar tab? Barney : Yeah, Moe we all had a good laugh. Moe : Well, the results came in. You owe me 7 billion dollars. Oh, wait, that's the space shuttle. You owe me 2 billion dollars. Here's Moe's Lie detector test in WSMB II Officer : Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns? Moe : No! (lie detector buzzes, indicating he is lying) Moe : All right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him! (lie detector dings, indicating he is telling the truth) Officer : Checks out. Okay sir, you're free to go. Moe : Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzzes) Moe : Aw, a date. (buzzes) Moe : Dinner with friends. (buzzes) Moe : Dinner alone. (buzzes) Moe : Watching TV alone. (buzzes) Moe : Alright...I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzzes) Moe : Sears catalog. (dings) Moe : Now would you unhook this already please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. (buzzes) Moe gets mad ! "Listen, you yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!" "Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half." "It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt ? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood." "Listen, you scum-sucking pus-bucket ! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew !" "You rotten liver pot ! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off !" "Listen, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick." "If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt."

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