Ralph : Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office. Ralph : Miss Hoover, I ate my red crayon. Nelson : To Bart If we lose one more game because of you, I'm gonna kill you ! Ralph : Points at Bart You're going to heaven ! Ralph : It says,'choo,choo,choose me' and it's got a train on it. (Lisa's valentine to Ralph) Ned : Ralph, you're on the special team. Ralph : I'm special. Ralph : Miss Hoover, my worm accidentally crawled into my mouth and then I ate it. May I have another one ? Miss Hoover : No Ralph. Now put your head down and go to sleep. Ralph : Ooh sleep ! I like sleep ! That's where I'm a viking ! Ralph : I ate all my caps. Ralph : I dressed myself! Ralph : When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University. Ralph : So....You like.....Stuff ? Ralph : My dogs nose smells like my cats bum. Ralph : I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant. Ralph : Mrs. Hoover, there's a dog in the vent. MrsHoover : Ralph, do you remember when you saw snagglepus outside? Ralph : He was going to the bathroom. Ralph : My cat's name is mittens. Ralph : Oh, hello Bart. I know you from school! Ralph : Miss Hoover, I'm not allowed to use scissors. (The other children in the classroom are laughing) Miss Hoover : The children are right to laugh at you ralph, these thing couldn't cut butter ! Ralph : Miss Hoover, I suk ! Raplh : My cat's breath smells like cat food. Ralph : I bent my wookie. Raplh : The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there ! Miss Hoover : Ralph, are you eating paste again ? Ralph : Mmo Mfss Hoovrr. Ralph : I won ! I won ! Principal Skinner : No Ralph, this means you're failing english. Ralph : Me fail english ? That's unpossible ! Ralph : And when the doctors said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life. Ralph : Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.

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