Man : Are you Lionel Hutz ? Hutz : Yes, I am. Man : You owe me money. Hutz : Wait a minute, he's Lionel hutz, I'm Lionel uh... I forgot my last name. Pointing to Hans Moleman Bart : But your add said: "Works on commission ! No money down !" Lionel hutz : No they got this all wrong. It is meant to say: "Works on commission ? No, Money down !" Lionel Hutz : Uh oh, we drew Judge Schneider. Marge : Is that bad? Lionel Hutz : Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog with my car. Marge : Really ?! Lionel Hutz : Well, replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with the word son. Lionel Hutz : I'm Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. I also fix shoes. Gotta go, I hear an ambulance.

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