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Far, far,
far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far away. Really
far away. So far away, that it is difficult to imagine...
In fact, it is downright difficult to believe. A place so
far, in fact, that it lies on one side of the universe
while we on Earth exist on the other. That's far. In this
faraway land one of the more popular and peaceful places
to live in the Universe was within the Galactic
Federation in the solar system of IOTA Synthetica. Over a
great deal of time, the Galactic Federation created a
series of synthetic solar systems based upon
artificially-made Stars. All of these synthetic solar
systems were very hip, upscale and prosperous in
comparison to the Universal economy. When it came to
solar systems, IOTA Synthetica was the hippest of the
hip, the uppest of the up... the coolest of the cool.
Until one day a strange sort of cosmic energy field
engulfed IOTA Synthetica, consuming all life. The most
ridiculous things were happening. The people of IOTA
Synthetica were no longer safe - not even in their own
homes. This evil energy field mysteriously brought
ordinary inanimate objects to live and changed seemingly
harmless animals into oversized rabid creatures!
Virtually overnight, everyday household items, plants,
animals, and products produced within the factories
started attacking all the inhabitants of the IOTA
Synthetica Solar System. The Galactic Federation,
realizing the problems was far too big for them, has
summoned Commander Gun-Nac, Son of the Legendary Xan, as
their only hope to save IOTA Synthetica from destruction
by this totally bizarre cosmic force. Commander Gun-Nac,
a renegade by nature, is often difficult to find as he is
constantly traveling in his spare time from Galaxy to
Galaxy on his quest to become the greatest Video Game
Player of the Universe... An endeavor we at ASCII hold in
high esteem. So as a public service message, we are
publishing an official copy of the Galactic Federation's
official order for Commander |
