Ace Gupdick: Seduction Success
The Pussy may Run but it can Never Hide
I know many of you may not have heard of me as,
out of choice I have remained out of the limelight.
In Middlesborough my name alone is almost enough
to give any woman from 15 to 50 an orgasm, it is a
byword for sexual prowess and mastery of the art
of seduction. Reluctantly I have donned the sexual
crown which I have avoided for so long and now
share the secret of my incredible seduction success.
To the left you see me on just another ordinary
night, out on the pull. As always, the hand of a
woman is never far from my monstrous genitals.
The young maid Marion was at the head of a lengthy
queue of lusty nymphs, all of whom went home
satisfied.
All this information is contained in a self help course which can be done in the privacy of your own
bedroom. On sixty simple to understand cassettes and in sixty 'plain English' manuals is everything you
will ever need to know to become a sexual icon like myself.
Once completed you will notice the following differences immediately:-
Just dancing next to a woman will give her an orgasm
Woman will queue to perform oral sex on you in crowded bars
You will be approached by women demanding sexual services every time you go out
The attractiveness of these women will be as follows:-10% Stunners
(This is far better than the national average)
33% Shagable
57% Dogs
You will gain 20 KG of muscle and no longer be a weed
The secrets of Tantric lovemaking will be yours
You will be able to make lovemaking last for at least eight hours
Some women will faint after these eight hour sex marathons
Women will become weak and collapse once you kiss them
Some women will be temporarily struck blind after lovemaking as the level of
sexual pleasure swamps their senses
Prostitutes may ask you to become their pimps and will certainly want to
discuss philosophy with you
Read the words of some of the thousands of satisfied Seduction course graduates:
"It helped me pull an absolute stunner in Rotorua!"-Evan
"French debutantes literally throw themselves at me!"-Dean
"I have now shagged a legion of women!"-Stickleback
"Finally I can put my nipple clamps to some good use!"-Domininc
"I no longer have to stalk my women!"-Ian
"Much more of this and my dick will fall off!"-Warren
"Not even the great Ace Gupdick could help me. I remain a sad chubby virgin!"-Stuart Colson
To obtain this scientifically proven course please send a checque for £200 (US Customers-$50,000)
for the first tape and manual to:-
Ace Gupdick Seduction Success
666 Gullible Terrace
Idiotsville
Tyne and Wear
N1T W1TT
The first book and cassette comes on a 30 money back guarantee (note if the vacuum wrap
packaging is so much as scratched the money back offer becomes invalid). You will be send a
tape and manual each month at the same price although a slight increase may prove
inevitable due to hyper inflation in Bolivia.
Warning:
The lessons may have the following dangerous side effects
Women may become addicted to your love making and thus view you only as a sexual fix
You may lose friends as their girlfriends/wives lust over you.
Some of your male friends may also become attracted to you and beg you for gay sex,
this is especially true in New Zealand.
You may suffer auditory and visual hallucinations and have to be sectioned under the
Mental health Act convinced that you are a sexual legend when in fact you are a limp dick
who could not even score in a brothel (or against Sunderland)
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