Laugh All The Way To The Burns Unit



                           Doctor Onan's Problem Page                           

  Doctor Onan the world famous eunuch doctor is here to answer the problems
  posed by the misfits, sexual degenerates and losers of this world. He is ably
  assisted by New Zealand's famous porn star turned Nurse, Densie Antipoda.

   Erection Failure: I can guarantee a cure
   Sexual Weakness: My speciality
   Anal Lubricant: I can recommend the best
   Incest: Advice on how to keep it in the family
   Deidre Saunders: She is not fit to gaze on my severed phallus



                              Father Malthus Brimstone's                                  
                                                 Guide To The Bible


   Sinners beware Father Malthus Brimstone is on the war path, you will tremble before his righteousness.
   You will hear his words and quake in terror should your mind be possessed with thoughts of Deviltry.
   Too long have unbelievers and the scientific community mocked true believers. For the first time this
   legendary lay preacher answers all those who pull the bible apart with their Satan spawned Darwinian
   blasphemy. Read and be convinced, never again will you doubt the word of the Lord



                                         Ace Gupdick Seduction Success

  For years many have wondered how he has done it, why have so many women
  fallen under his spell? Now at last the UK's greatest stud reveals the secrets of
  his phenomenal pulling success. Read on and you will soon be knee deep in fanny



                            Lawrence Libertan's Hate List                            

                           A list of ten villains/organisations that deserve to be stamped on




           Death to the Great White Satan

  America would like us to believe that world peace is safe in their hands. One sleazy
  president after the next has claimed the mantle of "Policeman of the World." However
  in reality, through the CIA, the US has sponsored more terrorism and toppled more
  democratic governments than any other country. Unfortunately this is no joke





                                                            

                                                  The Spectrum Will Never Die
                                               Death to all Commodore Users