Lawrence Libertan's
Hate List
1: The Spice Girls
A less talented bunch of slappers it would be hard to find. Just for the sake of argument
let's assume that one of them has a brain and believes in "girl power". Back when she was a
nobody she had two choices:-
A: To find a group of women with similar convictions and belief in sexual equality
(like Rock Bitch for instance). This newly formed group could then write and play their
own inspirational tunes aimed at bringing their message to the masses and changing
the world for the better.
B: To reply to an ad in a second rate magazine and perform, along with 2,000 other
"talented" wannabes, like seal in front of a leering male management company.
Once through this ordeal the girl power zealot could then do as she is told by Virgin
Records, sing any old dross she is ordered to (rarely live of course), use cheap
sexual imagery, prostitute herself for the Pepsi Corporation (amongst others) and
reinforce the very image she claims to oppose.
Spice Girls, Spice Sluts more like, and as for those ludicrous Spice nicknames,
more appropriate names would be:-
Old, fat, I will get my tits out for anyone who pays, Spice
Miserable, upturned nose, I like shagging second rate footballers, Spice.
Mangerotica, take a look paedophiles, Spice
Open wide, I have a pierced tongue, what a rebel, Spice
If we had thought that we would ever have become famous this dog would never have made it, Spice
2: New Zealand Immigration Service
Words alone can not express the hatred I feel for these racist, thieving, incompetent
and rude bunch of wankers. If I had my way I would flog every last one of these
subhuman scum. Better still I would arrange a gathering of everyone this evil group
of Nazis have wronged and allow each of the victims to enact their revenge upon these
villains. Burning, genital crushing, bathing in acid, all these are too good for the most
evil group of people on the planet, death in indescribable agony is what they all deserve.
3: Senile Old Fools
The kind of white haired old dear who puts a purple rinse in her hair, goes to the post
office every week to pay all the household bills and then complains loudly about the queues.
If these senile old cretins learned how to set up a standing order there would not be any
queues in the fucking post office. If I waste one more half hour in a needless queue of
coffin dodgers I will go straight home for a mallet and save the state a fortune in one
skull smashing session.
4: Anyone who believes in spoon bending, astrology, palm reading, alien abductions or any
such anti science claptrap.
Despite the huge body of evidence disproving this kind of nonsense, eg:-Uri Geller being
exposed as a fraud, Michael "Mars Effect" Gauquelin topping himself when his theory was
disproved, the inability of anyone able to claim James Randi's $1,000,000+ prize by
proving a psychic ability, etc the list goes on and on. This kind cheap nonsense has,
with the help of the media and a gullible public, become the new religion with the
unexplained being put down to "aliens" as oppose to the "hand of god". In some ways it
is an improvement as fortune tellers do little more than fleece a fool who deserves to
be parted from his/her money and restrain from perpetrating the kind of pogroms so popular
with the god fearing folk of old.
5: Gary Bushell
A good flogging would be too good for this racist, homophobic, sexist, bearded fat boy.
More than an effigy of him should be burned by gay groups, they should burn the real thing.
It is amazing that someone so odious is given a platform for his 19 Century views in the
UK's most popular newspaper. A fitting punishment would be for him to be held down and
sodomised by every gay he has offended (lesbians can use a spiked strap on). With any
luck one of the many death threats he has received will prove not to be a hoax and he
will receive a bullet in the head.
6: Americans
No, I like you all really (although you could learn to spell), please mail bomb someone else.
Now I remember, it is Aussie wankers (except Cloe on "Home and Away") who I really hate,
especially that chubby cross dresser Shane Warne, the Geek of Tweak.
7: Pauline Hanson and Winston Peters
Both are included together as they amount to the same thing. For none Antipodean readers,
(that is everyone, as those new fangled computers have not made it down under yet)
Winston Peters heads the New Zealand First (NF-appropriate initials) party and holds the
balance of power in the NZ government. A position he achieved by campaigning on what was
basically a racist anti Asian platform. As is often the case, if something happens in NZ
it usually happens in Aussie but in a much cruder more loutish way. Pauline Hanson, chip
shop owner turned racist demagogue, is Aussie's answer to Winny. Oblivious to the fact
that Asian investment props up their lame economies and that the recent history of their
countries is one of massive immigration (by sanitised, white, £10 Poms of course) they warn
of a "yellow tide" swamping their now "full" countries. Unfortunately there are enough brain
dead rednecks ready to give people like this power, were I a loaded Asian investor both
of these countries would now be bottom of my investment list. Nice job Winny, Pauline,
explain the mass unemployment in the next recession, you racist losers.
8: Queen Victoria
Before she started the repressive Victorian era Britain was proud of her reputation as one
of the most debauch countries in Europe. London was awash with brothels, opium dens and
gambling houses. A man could really enjoy himself with only the curse of Venus to trouble
him. Those happy days are long gone but thankfully the puritan poison has almost been washed from
the nation's blood stream and we are once more reverting to those wondrous ways. I long
for the day that I will be able to take a son of mine to a brothel and make a man of him,
to help the boy loose his virginity in the time honoured way with a real woman who will
teach him a thing or two. Rather that than the frigid teenage statue I had to waste my energy on.
9: People Who Spout Anti Drug Rhetoric
It is impossible to open a paper these days without reading about the war against drugs,
sad as each death is ecstasy has only killed 60+ people so far in the UK, compared with
the 20,000+ alcohol related deaths and the 120,000+ smoking deaths each year the ecstasy
deaths are small beer. I have yet to see figures on soft drug related deaths. Wake up
and smell the roses, decriminalisation is the way to go as the war against drugs was
lost a long time ago.
10: Bigots who write hate pages
I suppose this includes me.
Aussie children, Dingos would not give a XXXX for anything else
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