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Subject: A hick from Alabama

A hick from Alabama was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself".

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.  All excited to try this suggestion out, he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and ready. As the two begin, they find themselves passionately locked in the 69 position.  The hick from Alabama, moments later, feels the sudden urge to cum and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, he went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The hick from Alabama answered, "Not that well.  When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick, and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

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  Author: Ian Ganderton
Copyright © 2001 Ian Ganderton. All rights reserved.
Revised: December 08, 2001