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Subject: Stuffed cuckoo clock

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told the missus that I would be home by midnight, promise! Well the yarns were being spun and the beer was going down easy and at around 3am, full as a boot, I went home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realised she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself, having the quick wittedness even when pissed to escape a possible conflict. Next morning the missus asked me what time I got in and I told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why she said:

"Well, at 3am this morning, it cuckooed 3 times, paused, said "fuck it", cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3 times, paused, cleared its throat and cuckooed twice, then giggled for over three minutes. I think it's stuffed, don't you?"

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