The Sun  Monday 5th April 1999

A FARE PAIR.. was the ridiculous headline for the showbiz reporter Thomas Whitaker and his super-close photographs of Patsy Palmer's boobs as she sunbathed topless on her holiday in the Caribbean last week.

The report also claims that Patsy is dating a cab driver called Ritchie.  Patsy was due to take hubby Nick on a two-week break to the island of Guadaloupe, which was fixed up as part of Patsy's wedding coverage deal with OK! magazine. The report suggests that Ritchie would have taken Nick's place, but apparently he was unable to accompany her due to a bereavement.

'Patsy, who took her son Charley with her, invited her best friend Nicole McLaren instead.  A close pal said: "Patsy was really pining for Ritchie when she was away and they spoke all the time on the phone".  

Further into the article, it says that Ritchie was waiting for her at the airport in her new Mercedes and they passionately embraced at the arrivals hall.

Article rating: 5/10 Could this possibly be just a friend of Harry's picking her up from the airport??? and one other thing, Nicole, you're there again... funny that.... the press always seem to follow you, don't they?

Quote of the day: Prospect is often better than possession.  THOMAS FULLER, M.D. 1732