Identity: Barfly at Moe's

Best Friends:

• Homer
• Moe
• Duff

Expert on:

Belching

The sting of mace

Source of Income: Donates frequently at Springfield Sperm Bank

Entire contents of fridge: An open can of Duff

Habits: Eats raw cookie dough from the tube while watching TV

Other Facts and Activities:

• Worked as a shopping mall santa
• Went on a date with Selma Bouvier
• Bought a snow plow and started "Plow King" business
• Got stuck in an avalanche while plowing the forbidden "Widow's Peak"
• Member of the "Be Sharps"
• Member of "The Stonecutters"
• Tried out for a NASA space mission but was beat out by Homer
• Entered the film "Pukahontas", a sensitive documentary about his alcoholism, in the Springfield Film Festival
• Suspected of shooting Mr. Burns (motive: Mr. Burns once temporarily shut down Moe's)
• Lost Homer's car in New York City