Occupation: Springfield's biggest "quack"

Office location: The Springfield Mall, Just a few doors down from Attorney Lionel Hutz's office, "I Can't Believe it's a Law Firm"

Phone Number: 1-800-DOCTORB (The "B" is for "bargain")

Continuing Education: To brush up on a coronary bypass operation procedure, he rents an instructional video, but the main part is taped over. Lisa guides him through the surgery

Cost of any operation: $129.95

Extracurricular:

• Examined Bart after he got hit by a car
• Removed Bart's appendix after he ingested a jagged metal "Krusty-O"
• Advised Homer how to gain the necessary 60 pounds to qualify as disabled in order to work at home