Occupation: Fourth grade teacher at Springfield Elementary

Marital status: Divorced

Past love interests: Tried to pick up Homer and the drummer from Aerosmith at Moe's Bar

Present love interest: Seymour Skinner

Name of pen used for grading tests: "Old Red"

Loves: Dramatic book report readings

Hates: Yo-yos

Favorite educational filmstrip: "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What" © 1971

Extracurricular:

• Submitted a personal ad to a magazine, hoping to find Mr. Right
• Thought she finally found her true love when "Woodrow" (AKA Bart Simpson) responded to her ad
• Was heartbroken when stood up by "Woodrow"
• Organized a teacher's strike
• Member of "The Investorettes", invested in "Fleet-A-Pita", a traveling sandwich-mobile