Identity: Homer's grumpy old dad.

Children:

• Homer
• Long lost son, Herb

Residence: Springfield Retirement Castle

Attire: Bolo tie and bedroom slippers

Prescriptions:

• Two red pills for back spasms
• One yellow pill for arrhythmia

An expert on:

• Complaining
• Finding fault with everything
• Telling stories that go nowhere

Favorite Shop: Herman's Military Antiques

Favorite past-time: Napping

Past Girlfriends:

• The late Bea Simmons
• Ms. Bouvier (Marge's widowed mother)
• The oldest woman in the world

Baby-sits: Only when Marge can't find anyone else.

Extracurricular:

• Received a big inheritance from late girlfriend, Bea Simmons. Decided to use the money to renovate the Springfield retirement Castle.
• Gave up the house he won from a crooked 50's game show as a down payment for Homer's house on Evergreen Terrace.
• Worked at Krusty Burger (for a short short while).
• Won an award for the Itchy and Scratchy episode called "Little Barbershop of Horrors", which was penned by Bart and Lisa.
• Caught the Springfield Cat Burglar.
• Concocted a home remedy that would puts the spark back into relationships, guaranteed. (This remedy was mixed up in his bathtub!)
• Suspected of shooting Mr. Burns. Motive: Mr. Burns destroyed a room at the Springfield Retirement Castle.