Name:
Homer Jay Simpson Voiced
By: Dan Castellaneta
Age: 38
Weight: Between 239lbs and 260lbs
Highest Weight: 315lbs
Other Weight
Infomation:
- Gained 61 pounds to be put on disability and
work at home
- Got back down to original weight after Mr.
Burns paid for liposuction
Place of Birth:
North Carolina
Secret Shames:
- Homer is sterile due to
working at the Plant
- Committed to a mental institution
- Stole cable
- Arrested for drunk driving
- Charged with sexual harassment after pulling
a Gummi Venus de Milo off a babysitter's butt
- Homer didn't graduate high school the first
time around so he had to go back in order to
win his high school reunion awards back
- Declared Ned Flanders as his best friend (for
one episode)
Current Job:
Safety Inspector, Sector 7G,
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Employment
History:
- Turning the wheel on the wind
mill at the mini golf course
- Trainee at the Gulp 'N' Blow
- Santa at the mall
- Apu's assistant at the
Quick-E-Mart
- Monorail Conductor
- The voice of the cartoon dog
"Poochie"
- Singer (The B-Sharps)
- Mr Burns Assistant
- Executive at the Power Plant
- Manager of the Globex
Corparation in Cypress, Creek
- Blackjack dealer in Mr Burns
Casino
- Teacher at the Adult Education
Center
- Lurleen Lumpkin's Manager
- Worked for IRS after failing tax audit
- Owned his own ploughing company for a short
while, Mr Plow
Awards
Recieved:
- Homer was also awarded the
following awards at his high scholl reunion:
most weight gained, most improved odor, most
hair lost, oldest car, lowest paying job and
least distance travelled to get to the
reunion, but they were taken off him when it
emerged that Homer didn't graduate high
school
Catch Phrases:
Favorite Foods:
- Donuts
- Pork Chops (with apple sauce)
Favorite
Beverage: Duff
Favorite Books:
- TV Guide
- So, You've Decided To Steal
Cable
Favorite
Movies:
- Footballs Greatest Injurys
- Look Whos Oinking
Favorite
Cassete:
Favorite
Resturant/Hangout:
- Moes Tavern
- Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ
Pit
- Gulp 'N' Blow
- The Frying Dutchman
Favorite food:
- Mr Burns (Homer usese this
name when he is caught by Mr Burns in his
isolation chamber and when he is trying to
get Mr Burns mail)
- Robert McGee (Homer uses this
name when he first buys a Duff) (download wav)
Quotes:
- "It's not our fault we
didn't want the boy, he was an accident"
(download
wav)
- "It was the most I ever
threw up, and it changed my life
forever"
- "Operator give me the
number for 911" (download wav)
- "English...Pffff who
needs that? I'm never going to England!"
(download
wav)
- "Donuts. Is there
anything they can't do?"(download)
- "It's not easy to juggle
a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV
a day."
Achievments:
- Caught "General Sherman", a
freakishly big catfish
- Averted a nuclear meltdown
- Invented "The Flaming Moe"
- Became team mascot for the Springfield
Isotopes
- Played for the Springfield Nuclear Power
Plant baseball team
- Invented his own religion
- Went into space as a NASA astronaut
- Belonged to the "Pin Pals" bowling
team
- Joined the Naval Reserves
- Climbed Springfield's highest mountain
- Became spokesperson for
"Powersauce" bars
- Coached a pee-wee football team and gave Bart
special treatment
- Inventor of the "Electric Hammer",
the "Everything's OK Alarm", the
"Make-Up Gun", the "Lazy Man
reclining Toilet Chair", and the
"Six-legged Chair"
- Was Mayor Quimby's bodyguard
- Member of the Stonecutters
Other
Activities and Facts:
- Discovered long lost brother Herb
- Got stuck in tubes of "H2Woooah"
water ride at Mount Splashmore
- Bought Lisa a pony to win her love
- Mistaken for Bigfoot
- Falsely accused Krusty the Klown of robbery
- Bought a haunted house for a buck
- Had a triple bypass operation
- Went back to college to take Nuclear Physics
101
- Had crush on Mindy Simmons, a new worker at
the plant
- Visited the third dimension
- Had wicked hallucinations after eating chili
laced with potent Guatemalan Peppers
- Saw an "alien" in the woods
- Interrupted a U2 concert to campaign for
sanitation manager
- Bought a gun and joined the NRA (with
disastrous resuts)
- Quit job at plant to become an inventor (like
his idol, Thomas Edison)
- Lost potential millions when Edison was given
credit for 2 of Homer's inventions
- Donated a kidney to Grampa
- Rescued Mark Hammil from a pack of nerds at a
science fiction convention
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