Homer Simpson


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Name: Homer Jay Simpson

Voiced By: Dan Castellaneta

Age: 38

Weight: Between 239lbs and 260lbs

Highest Weight: 315lbs

Other Weight Infomation:

  • Gained 61 pounds to be put on disability and work at home
  • Got back down to original weight after Mr. Burns paid for liposuction

Place of Birth: North Carolina

Secret Shames:

  • Homer is sterile due to working at the Plant
  • Committed to a mental institution
  • Stole cable
  • Arrested for drunk driving
  • Charged with sexual harassment after pulling a Gummi Venus de Milo off a babysitter's butt
  • Homer didn't graduate high school the first time around so he had to go back in order to win his high school reunion awards back
  • Declared Ned Flanders as his best friend (for one episode)

Current Job: Safety Inspector, Sector 7G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Employment History:

  • Turning the wheel on the wind mill at the mini golf course
  • Trainee at the Gulp 'N' Blow
  • Santa at the mall
  • Apu's assistant at the Quick-E-Mart
  • Monorail Conductor
  • The voice of the cartoon dog "Poochie"
  • Singer (The B-Sharps)
  • Mr Burns Assistant
  • Executive at the Power Plant
  • Manager of the Globex Corparation in Cypress, Creek
  • Blackjack dealer in Mr Burns Casino
  • Teacher at the Adult Education Center
  • Lurleen Lumpkin's Manager
  • Worked for IRS after failing tax audit
  • Owned his own ploughing company for a short while, Mr Plow

Awards Recieved:

  • First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievment in the Field of Exellence (This was awarded to Homer when Mr Burns found out that Homer was sterile due to radiation exposure and was trying to get Homer to sign away his right to sue)
  • Springfield Nuclear Power Plants Employee of the month (This was awarded when Homer saved the plant from melt down)
  • Toxic waste handler of the month
  • Burping competition at the plant
  • Grammy Award for "Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word or Barbershop album of the year" (This was awarded to Homer for his work with the B-Sharps)

  • Homer was also awarded the following awards at his high scholl reunion: most weight gained, most improved odor, most hair lost, oldest car, lowest paying job and least distance travelled to get to the reunion, but they were taken off him when it emerged that Homer didn't graduate high school

Catch Phrases:

Favorite Foods:

  • Donuts
  • Pork Chops (with apple sauce)

Favorite Beverage: Duff

Favorite Books:

  • TV Guide
  • So, You've Decided To Steal Cable

Favorite Movies:

  • Footballs Greatest Injurys
  • Look Whos Oinking

Favorite Cassete:

  • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan

Favorite Resturant/Hangout:

  • Moes Tavern
  • Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit
  • Gulp 'N' Blow
  • The Frying Dutchman

Favorite food:

  • Mr Burns (Homer usese this name when he is caught by Mr Burns in his isolation chamber and when he is trying to get Mr Burns mail)
  • Robert McGee (Homer uses this name when he first buys a Duff) (download wav)

Quotes:

  • "It's not our fault we didn't want the boy, he was an accident" (download wav)
  • "It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever"
  • "Operator give me the number for 911" (download wav)
  • "English...Pffff who needs that? I'm never going to England!" (download wav)
  • "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"(download)
  • "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

Achievments:

  • Caught "General Sherman", a freakishly big catfish
  • Averted a nuclear meltdown
  • Invented "The Flaming Moe"
  • Became team mascot for the Springfield Isotopes
  • Played for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant baseball team
  • Invented his own religion
  • Went into space as a NASA astronaut
  • Belonged to the "Pin Pals" bowling team
  • Joined the Naval Reserves
  • Climbed Springfield's highest mountain
  • Became spokesperson for "Powersauce" bars
  • Coached a pee-wee football team and gave Bart special treatment
  • Inventor of the "Electric Hammer", the "Everything's OK Alarm", the "Make-Up Gun", the "Lazy Man reclining Toilet Chair", and the "Six-legged Chair"
  • Was Mayor Quimby's bodyguard
  • Member of the Stonecutters

Other Activities and Facts:

  • Discovered long lost brother Herb
  • Got stuck in tubes of "H2Woooah" water ride at Mount Splashmore
  • Bought Lisa a pony to win her love
  • Mistaken for Bigfoot
  • Falsely accused Krusty the Klown of robbery
  • Bought a haunted house for a buck
  • Had a triple bypass operation
  • Went back to college to take Nuclear Physics 101
  • Had crush on Mindy Simmons, a new worker at the plant
  • Visited the third dimension
  • Had wicked hallucinations after eating chili laced with potent Guatemalan Peppers
  • Saw an "alien" in the woods
  • Interrupted a U2 concert to campaign for sanitation manager
  • Bought a gun and joined the NRA (with disastrous resuts)
  • Quit job at plant to become an inventor (like his idol, Thomas Edison)
  • Lost potential millions when Edison was given credit for 2 of Homer's inventions
  • Donated a kidney to Grampa
  • Rescued Mark Hammil from a pack of nerds at a science fiction convention

Thanks to William Wardle for some of the information on this page.


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