Name:
Lisa Simpson Age: 8
Has Had Crushes On:
- Several actors names Corey
- A substitute teacher named Mr. Bergstrom
- Nelson Muntz
Admirers:
- Ralph Wiggum
- Milhouse Van Houghten
Hidden Talent: Picking
winning teams from football bets
Top Of Christmas List Every
Year: A pony
Mentor: The late "Bleeding
Gums" Murphy
Rival: Allison
Taylor
First Word: "Bart"
Favorite Songs:
- "Broken Neck Blues"
- "St. Elmo's Fire"
Catch Phrase:
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room."
Extracurricular:
- Learned how to express her sadness on the sax
by Bleeding Gums Murphy
- Helped prove Krusty's innocence in a
Kwik-E-Mart burglary
- Helped capture the babysitter bandit
- Makes killer dioramas
- Protested Homer's stealing cable and wins
battle
- Won regional "Reading Digest" essay
contest, but lost in the National competition
in Washington D.C. after losing faith in the
government
- Finally gets a pony, but gives it up after
learning that Homer has to work graveyard
shift at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay for it
- Crowned "Little Miss Springfield"
but gives up title after being forced to be
spokesperson for a tobacco company
- Created "Lisa Lionheart" talking
doll after disgusted by the talking
"Malibu Stacey's" sexist choice of
phrases
- Made "first real friend" at the
beach
- Disproved Jebediah Springfield was a pirate
- Was first female cadet at Ramelwood Military
Academy
- Took a bus downtown to the Isis Exhibit at
the museum without permission and got lost
- Was concerned that her intelligence would
dimish on account of the "Simpson
gene"
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