Lisa Simpson


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Name: Lisa Simpson

Age: 8

Has Had Crushes On:

  • Several actors names Corey
  • A substitute teacher named Mr. Bergstrom
  • Nelson Muntz

Admirers:

  • Ralph Wiggum
  • Milhouse Van Houghten

Hidden Talent: Picking winning teams from football bets

Top Of Christmas List Every Year: A pony

Mentor: The late "Bleeding Gums" Murphy

Rival: Allison Taylor

First Word: "Bart"

Favorite Songs:

  • "Broken Neck Blues"
  • "St. Elmo's Fire"

Catch Phrase: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room."

Extracurricular:

  • Learned how to express her sadness on the sax by Bleeding Gums Murphy
  • Helped prove Krusty's innocence in a Kwik-E-Mart burglary
  • Helped capture the babysitter bandit
  • Makes killer dioramas
  • Protested Homer's stealing cable and wins battle
  • Won regional "Reading Digest" essay contest, but lost in the National competition in Washington D.C. after losing faith in the government
  • Finally gets a pony, but gives it up after learning that Homer has to work graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay for it
  • Crowned "Little Miss Springfield" but gives up title after being forced to be spokesperson for a tobacco company
  • Created "Lisa Lionheart" talking doll after disgusted by the talking "Malibu Stacey's" sexist choice of phrases
  • Made "first real friend" at the beach
  • Disproved Jebediah Springfield was a pirate
  • Was first female cadet at Ramelwood Military Academy
  • Took a bus downtown to the Isis Exhibit at the museum without permission and got lost
  • Was concerned that her intelligence would dimish on account of the "Simpson gene"


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