Identity: Bart's geeky best friend

Age: 10

First girlfriend: Samantha Stankey

Hopes to marry: Lisa Simpson

Parents: Kirk and LouAnne , recently divorced

Extracurricular:

• Gave Bart wrong answers to a test (thinking they were right)
• Purchased a $100 comic (Radioactive Man #1) with Bart and Martin and almost lost them as friends fighting over it
• Didn't invite Bart to his birthday party because his mom thinks he's a "bad influence"
• Jeopardized friendship with Bart after spending too much time with girlfriend, Samantha Stankey
• Joined the Jr. Campers with Bart
• Tried out for part of Burns' heir, but was dismissed with his hurtful comment: "I specifically said, no geeks!!"
• Played part of "Fallout Boy" in the "Radioactive Man" movie
• Bought Bart's soul for five bucks
• Took a spring break vacation with Bart, Martin, and Nelson to the World's Fair in Knoxville (little did he know it was held in '84)
• Went to Flanders' beachhouse for 4th of July with Simpson family